Bildungsromans; Midlands (England) -- Fiction; Young men -- Fiction
A shower of stones came down, scattering the women and the policeman.
The mother rushed from the house and made a wild onslaught on the
throwers. She caught one and flung him down. Immediately the rest
turned and aimed their missiles at her. Then George and the policeman
and I dashed after the young wretches, and the women ran to see what
happened to their offspring. We caught two lads of fourteen or so, and
made the policeman haul them after us. The rest fled.
When we returned to the field of battle, Sam had gone too.
“If ’e ’asna slived off!” cried the woman with a squint. “But I’ll see
him locked up for this.”
At this moment a band of missioners from one of the chapels or churches
arrived at the end of the row, and the little harmonium began to bray,
and the place vibrated with the sound of a woman’s powerful voice,
propped round by several others, singing:
“At even ’ere the sun was set——”
Everybody hurried towards the new noise, save the policeman with his
captives, the woman with the squint, and the woman with the family
comb. I told the limb of the law he’d better get rid of the two boys
and find out what mischief the others were after.
Then I enquired of the woman with the squint what was the matter.
“Thirty-seven young uns ’an we ’ad from that doe, an’ there’s no
knowin’ ’ow many more, if they ’adn’t a-gone an’ ate-n ’er,” she
replied, lapsing, now her fury was spent, into sullen resentment.
“An’ niver a word should we a’ known,” added the family-comb-bearer,
“but for that blessed cat of ourn, as scrat it up.”
“Indeed,” said I, “the rabbit?”
“No, there were nowt left but th’ skin—they’d seen ter that, a
thieving, dirt-eatin’ lot.”
“When was that?” said I.
“This mortal night—an’ there was th’ head an’ th’ back in th’ dirty
stewpot—I can show you this instant—I’ve got ’em in our pantry for a
proof, ’aven’t I, Martha?”
“A fat lot o’ good it is—but I’ll rip th’ neck out of ’im, if ever I
lay ’ands on ’im.”
At last I made out that Samuel had stolen a large, lop-eared doe out of
a bunch in the coal-house of the squint-eyed lady, had skinned it,
buried the skin, and offered his booty to his mother as a wild rabbit,
trapped. The doe had been the chief item of the Annables’ Sunday
dinner—albeit a portion was unluckily saved till Monday, providing
undeniable proof of the theft. The owner of the rabbit had supposed the
creature to have escaped. This peaceful supposition had been destroyed
by the comb-bearer’s seeing her cat, scratching in the Annables garden,
unearth the white and brown doe-skin, after which the trouble had
begun.
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