Bildungsromans; Midlands (England) -- Fiction; Young men -- Fiction
“What I’ve got’s in th’ road. Is’ll ’ae ter get em out. I can manage
wi’ bare gums, like a baby again.”
“Second childhood, eh? Ah well, we must all come to it,” George
laughed.
The old man lifted his head and looked at him, and said slowly:
“You’n got ter ower th’ first afore that.”
George laughed, unperturbed. Evidently he was well used to the thrusts
of the public-house.
“I suppose you soon got over yours,” he said.
The old man raised himself and his eyes flickered into life. He chewed
slowly, then said:
“I’d married, an’ paid for it; I’d broke a constable’s jaw an’ paid for
it; I’d deserted from the army, an’ paid for that: I’d had a bullet
through my cheek in India atop of it all, by I was your age.”
“Oh!” said George, with condescending interest, “you’ve seen a bit of
life then?”
They drew the old man out, and he told them in his slow, laconic
fashion, a few brutal stories. They laughed and chaffed him. George
seemed to have a thirst for tales of brutal experience, the raw gin of
life. He drank it all in with relish, enjoying the sensation. The
dinner was over. It was time to go out again to work.
“And how old are you, Dad?” George asked. The Parrot looked at him
again with his heavy, tired, ironic eyes, and answered:
“If you’ll be any better for knowing—sixty-four.”
“It’s a bit rough on you, isn’t it,” continued the young man, “going
round with the threshing machine and sleeping outdoors at that time of
life? I should ’a thought you’d ’a wanted a bit o’ comfort——”
“How do you mean, ‘rough on me’?” the Parrot replied slowly.
“Oh, I think you know what I mean,” answered George easily.
“Don’t know as I do,” said the slow old Parrot. “Well, you haven’t made
exactly a good thing out of life, have you?”
“What d’you mean by a good thing? I’ve had my life, an’ I’m satisfied
wi’ it. Is’ll die with a full belly.”
“Oh, so you have saved a bit?”
“No,” said the old man deliberately, “I’ve spent as I’ve gone on. An’
I’ve had all I wish for. But I pity the angels, when the Lord sets me
before them like a book to read. Heaven won’t be heaven just then.”
“You’re a philosopher in your way,” laughed George.
“And you,” replied the old man, “toddling about your back-yard, think
yourself mighty wise. But your wisdom ’ll go with your teeth. You’ll
learn in time to say nothing.”
The old man went out and began his work, carrying the sacks of corn
from the machine to the chamber.
“There’s a lot in the old Parrot,” said George, “as he’ll never tell.”
I laughed.
“He makes you feel, as well, as if you’d a lot to discover in life,” he
continued, looking thoughtfully over the dusty straw-stack at the
chuffing machine.
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