The White Rose of MemphisFalkner, William C. (Clark)
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The White Rose of Memphis
Falkner, William C. (Clark)
Memphis (Tenn.) -- Fiction
“‘Mr. Clerk,’ said Flaxback, ‘enter a fine of ten dollars against Mr.
Postholder, for failing to return the writ, and unless the return is
instantly made, the fine will be doubled.’
“The sheriff was so badly confused that he did not know what he was
about; he cast an imploring look at the clerk, made a dash at a pile of
papers on the clerk’s desk, then looked up at the ceiling, like an old
duck listening for thunder when her puddle had gone dry.
“While all this nonsense was being exhibited, I was sitting there
suffering indescribable torture; every moment of time seemed to be worth
a mint of money to me, yet it was being wasted by those people as if it
were valueless. There is no telling when the farce would have ended, but
for Harry’s thoughtfulness. He took the writ, and in three minutes wrote
out the return and requested the sheriff to sign it, which he was very
glad to do; he would have signed his own death warrant then without
objection. Mr. Deediddle now made a raid to the front, and began to
address the court.
“‘Fact is, your Honor, it is unnecessary to enter into an investigation
of the circumstances connected with the murder of Mr. Clanton, as this
is purely a question of personal identity. If the prisoner at the bar
is not Edward Debar, why of course he will be discharged--fact,
sir--fact.’
“The district attorney consented that the investigation might be
confined to the question of personal identity.
“‘Swear your witness, Mr. Clerk,’ growled the judge.
“The clerk began to hunt for the Bible.
“‘Why don’t you swear your witnesses, Mr. Clerk?’ screamed the judge
impatiently.
“The clerk became more confused; he grabbed up a book which he thought
was the Bible, but when he found out that it was Mark Twain’s ‘Innocents
Abroad,’ he let it fall on the floor, and began to grab at everything in
the shape of a book.
“‘If you don’t swear these witnesses, Mr. Clerk, I’ll send you to jail!’
screamed Flaxback.
“By this time the clerk could have been passed off as a first-class
maniac; his actions were frightful; he threw out both hands in every
direction, and at last snatched up George’s Digest, and swore the
witnesses on it before he discovered his mistake.
“‘Mrs. Debar was put on the stand first. She testified to the fact that
while I was very much like her husband, I was not the man. The district
attorney put her through a rigid cross-examination--not because he
thought she was swearing falsely, but he had a suspicion that she had
aided her husband in making his escape.
“‘Mrs. Debar,’ said the district attorney, ‘didn’t you smuggle the tools
into the jail to enable your husband to effect his escape?’
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