The Whole Family: a Novel by Twelve AuthorsHowells, William Dean
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The Whole Family: a Novel by Twelve Authors
Howells, William Dean
Domestic fiction
How I am to fish Harry Goward out of the ocean of New York city doesn't
trouble me in the least. Given Aunt Elizabeth, he will complete the
equation. If Mrs. Chataway should fail me--But I won't suppose that Mrs.
Chataway will fail. I must be sure and explain to Tom about Dr. Denbigh.
“The Sphinx,” New York, 10 P.M.--I arrived--that is to say, we arrived
in this town at ten minutes past one o'clock, almost ten hours ago. Dr.
Denbigh has gone somewhere--and that reminds me that I forgot to ask him
where. I never thought of it until this minute, but it has just occurred
to me that it may be quite as well from an ignorant point of view that
“The Sphinx” excludes mere man from its portals.
He was good to me on the train, very good indeed. I can't deny that he
flushed a little when I told him frankly what I wanted of him. At first
I thought that he was going to be angry. Then I saw the corners of his
mustache twitch. Then our sense of humor got the better of us, and then
I laughed, and then he laughed, and I felt that the crisis was passed.
I explained to him while we were in the Pullman car, as well as I could
without being overheard by a fat lady with three chins, and a girl with
a permit for a pet poodle, what it was that I wanted of him. I related
the story of Peggy's misfortune--in confidence, of course; and explained
the part he was expected to play--confidentially, of course; in fact, I
laid my plot before him from beginning to end.
“If the boy doesn't love her, you see,” I suggested, “the sooner we
know it the better. She must break it off, if her heart is broken in the
process. If he does love her--my private opinion is he thinks he does--I
won't have Peggy's whole future wrecked by one of Aunt Elizabeth's
flirtations. The reef is too small for the catastrophe. I shall find
Aunt Elizabeth. Oh yes, I shall find Aunt Elizabeth! I have no more
doubt of that than I have that Matilda is putting too much onion in the
croquettes for Tom this blessed minute. If I find her I shall find the
boy; but what good is that going to do me, if I find either of them or
both of them, if we can't disillusionize the boy?”
“In a word,” interrupted the doctor, rather tartly, “all you want of me
is to walk across the troubled stage--”
“For Peggy's sake,” I observed.
“Of course, yes, for Peggy's sake. I am to walk across this fantastic
stage in the inglorious capacity of a philanderer.”
“That is precisely it,” I admitted. “I want you to philander with Aunt
Elizabeth for two days, one day; two hours, one hour; just long enough,
only long enough to bring that fool boy to his senses.”
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