The Wife of Sir Isaac HarmanWells, H. G. (Herbert George)
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The Wife of Sir Isaac Harman
Wells, H. G. (Herbert George)
England -- Fiction; Upper class -- Fiction; Women's rights -- Fiction
He wasn’t altogether a fool about that sugar;
he knew how things lay. They ought to trust him more. His nervousness
betrayed itself in many little ways. He crumbled his bread constantly
until, thanks to Snagsby’s assiduous replacement, he had made quite a
pile of crumbs, he dropped his glasses in the soup—a fine occasion for
Snagsby’s _sang-froid_—and he forgot not to use a fish knife with the
fish as Lady Grove directs and tried when he discovered his error to
replace it furtively on the table cloth. Moreover he kept on patting
the glasses on his nose—after Snagsby had whisked his soup plate away,
rescued, wiped and returned them to him—until that feature glowed
modestly at such excesses of attention, and the soup and sauces and
things bothered his fine blond moustache unusually. So that Mr. Blenker
what with the glasses, the napkin, the food and the things seemed as
restless as a young sparrow. Lady Harman did her duties as hostess in
the quiet key of her sombre dress, and until the conversation drew her
out into unexpected questionings she answered rather than talked, and
she did not look at her husband once throughout the meal.
At first the talk was very largely Charterson. He had no intention of
coming to business with Blenker until Lady Harman had given place to
the port and the man’s nerves were steadier. He spoke of this and that
in the large discursive way men use in clubs, and it was past the fish
before the conversation settled down upon the topic of business
organization and Sir Isaac, a little warmed by champagne, came out of
the uneasily apprehensive taciturnity into which he had fallen in the
presence of his wife. Horatio Blenker was keenly interested in the
idealization of commercial syndication, he had been greatly stirred by
a book of Mr. Gerald Stanley Lee’s called _Inspired Millionaires_ which
set out to show just what magnificent airs rich men might give
themselves, and he had done his best to catch its tone and to find
_Inspired Millionaires_ in Sir Isaac and Charterson and to bring it to
their notice and to the notice of the readers of the _Old Country
Gazette_. He felt that if only Sir Isaac and Charterson would see
getting rich as a Great Creative Act it would raise their tone and his
tone and the tone of the _Old Country Gazette_ tremendously. It
wouldn’t of course materially alter the methods or policy of the paper
but it would make them all feel nobler, and Blenker was of that finer
clay that does honestly want to feel nobler. He hated pessimism and all
that criticism and self-examination that makes weak men pessimistic, he
wanted to help weak men and be helped himself, he was all for that
school of optimism that would have each dunghill was a well-upholstered
throne, and his nervous, starry contributions to the talk were like
patches of water ranunculuses trying to flower in the overflow of a
sewer.
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