“So much the better,” said the gnome. “For though I am a woman myself,
I detest women, and only get on with men.”
“You a woman!” cried the ploughman, and he laughed outright.
“Of course I am a woman,” said the creature. “Come, say quickly, do you
like to have me for a lodger or not? Of course you will have to agree
to my terms.”
“And what are your terms?” asked the ploughman.
“Only this. Whatever comes into the house, you must always give the
best of it to me. I will choose where I shall live for myself, when I
see the house, but of all the food you have, you must save the best and
give it to me. Not much of it, but the very best pieces. As you are
a man I cannot wear your clothes, but you can give me some of their
material, and of everything else that comes into the house of any sort,
tobacco, or carpets, or furniture, I must have some of the best. And at
meals I must always be helped first. If you agree to this, I may stay
with you for a very long time.”
“Oh, oh,” said the ploughman, “and pray what shall I get by it? It
seems to me as if you wanted to get the best of everything and give
nothing in return.”
“On the contrary,” replied the gnome, “I shall give a very great deal.
For as long as I remain in your house, all things will go well with
you. You are a poor man now, but you will soon be a rich one. If you
sow seeds they will give twice as much crop as other people’s. All your
animals will do well, and in a little time, instead of being a poor
ploughman, you will be the richest farmer in the countryside.”
“Well,” quoth the ploughman, “I don’t mind trying. I think it would
rather amuse me to take you to my cottage; but if you don’t keep your
part of the bargain, and I don’t find things are going very well with
me, I warn you I’ll pretty soon turn you out.”
“Agreed,” said the gnome; “but remember, if you fail in your compact
with me, I shall go by myself. Now carry me home and let me choose
where I will live.”
The ploughman carried the odd little figure back to his cottage, gaping
with astonishment; there he put it down on the kitchen-table in the
little kitchen. It looked all round it, and twisted about its little
black head.
“That will do nicely,” it said at last; “there is a little hole in
that corner, down which I can go, and near that hole you must place all
your daintiest bits, and remember that I must always be helped first
at all your meals.” And without a word it leaped from the table, and
scuttled away down a big hole that the rats had made, and was no more
to be seen.
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