"How should I know?" snorted Ranjoor Singh. "Are we to turn aside for
every fat babu that asks to speak to us? I have sent for horses."
"I will speak with that man!" said the German.
He began to walk up and down the length of the long room, pushing aside
the cushions irritably, and at one end knocking over a great bowl of
flowers. He did not appear conscious of his clumsiness, and did not
seem to see the maids who ran to mop up the water. At the next turn
down the room he pushed between them as if they had not been there.
Ranjoor Singh stood watching him, stroking a black beard reflectively;
he was perfectly sure that Yasmini would make the next move, and was
willing to wait for it.
"The horses should be here in a few minutes," he said hopefully, after
a while, for he heard a door open.
Then babu Sita Ram burst in, half running, and holding his great
stomach as he always did when in a hurry.
"Oh, my God!" he wailed. "Quick! Where is German gentleman? And not
knowing German, how shall I make meaning clear? German should be
reckoned among dead languages and--Ah! My God, sir, you astonish me!
Resemblance to Mohammedan of no particular standing in community is
first class! How shall I--"
"Say it in English!" said the German, blocking his way.
"My God, sahib, it is bad news! How shall I avoid customaree stigma
attaching to bearer of ill tidings?"
"Speak!" said the German. "I won't hurt you!"
"Sahib, in pursuit unavailingly of chance emolument in neighborhood of
Chandni Chowk just recently--"
"How recently?" the German asked.
"Oh, my God! So recently that there are yet erections of cuticle all
down my back! Sahib, not more than twenty minutes have elapsed, and I
saw this with my own eyes!"
"Saw what--where?"
"Where? Have I not said where? My God, I am so upset as to be losing
sense of all proportion! Where? At German place of business--Sigelman
and Meyer--in small street leading out of Chandni Chowk. In search of
chance emolument, and finding none yet--finding none yet, sahib--sahib,
I am poor man, having wife and familee dependent and also many other
disabilitees, including wife's relatives."
The German gave him some paper money impatiently. The babu unfolded it,
eyed the denomination with a spasm of relief, folded it again, and
appeared to stow it into his capacious stomach.
"Sahib, while I was watching, police came up at double-quick march and
arrested everybodee, including all Germans in building. There was much
annoyance manifested when search did not reveal presence of one other
sahib. So I ran to give warning, being veree poor man and without
salaried employment."
"What happened to the Germans?"
"Jail, sahib! All have gone to jail! By this time they are all
excommunication, supplied with food and water by authorities. Having
once been jail official myself, I can testify--"
"What happened to the office?"
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