The Wisconsin Magazine of History, Volume 1, 1917-1918Various
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The Wisconsin Magazine of History, Volume 1, 1917-1918
Various
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Returning to Mr. Lincoln, I found it was past the usual hour for
receiving and no one was in the waiting-room. The messenger said I had
better go directly into the President’s room. It would be more
comfortable waiting there, and there was only one gentleman with him
and he would soon be through. I found my way to the back part of the
room, and seated myself on a sofa in such a position that the desk was
between Mr. Lincoln and me. I do not think that he knew I was there.
The gentleman with him had given him a paper. The President looked at
it carefully and said, “Yes, this is sufficient endorsement for
anybody; what do you want?”
I could not hear the reply distinctly, but the promotion of somebody
in the army, either a son or a brother, was strongly urged. I heard
the words, “I see there are no vacancies among brigadiers, from the
fact that so many colonels are commanding brigades.”
At this the President threw himself forward in his chair in such a
manner as to show me the most curious, comical face in the world. He
was looking the man straight in the eye, with the left hand raised to
a horizontal position, and his right hand patting it coaxingly, and
said, “My friend, let me tell you something; you are a farmer, I
believe; if not, you will understand me. Suppose you had a large
cattle yard, full of all sorts of cattle, cows, oxen, and bulls, and
you kept selling your cows and oxen, taking good care of your bulls;
bye and bye, you would find that you had nothing but a yard full of
old bulls, good for nothing under heaven, and it will be just so with
my army if I don’t stop making brigadier generals.” The man was
answered; he could scarcely laugh, though he tried to do so, but you
should have seen Mr. Lincoln laugh--he laughed all over, and fully
enjoyed the point if no one else did. The story, if not elegant, was
certainly apropos.
As I commenced to tell you everything I remember of this singular man,
this must fill its place. The gentleman soon departed, fully
satisfied, I doubt not, for it was a saying at Washington when one met
a petitioner, “Has Mr. Lincoln told you a story? If he has, it is all
day with you. He never says ‘yes’ after a story.”
I stepped forward as soon as the door closed. The President motioned
to a chair near him. “Well, what did the Secretary of War say?”
I gave a full account of the interview, and then said, “I have nowhere
else to go but to you.”
He replied earnestly, “Mr. Stanton knows very well that there is an
acting surgeon-general here, and that Hammond will not be back these
two months. I will see the Secretary of War myself, and you come in
the morning.”
I arose to take leave, when he bade me not to hasten, spoke kindly of
my work, said he fully appreciated the spirit in which I came. He
smiled pleasantly and bade me good evening.
As I left the White House, I met Owen Lovejoy who greeted me cordially
and asked, “How long are you going to stay here?”
“Until I get what I came after,” I replied.
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