The Wise and Ingenious Companion, French and English;: or, A Collection of the Wit of the Illustrious Persons, Both Ancient and ModernBoyer, Abel
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The Wise and Ingenious Companion, French and English;: or, A Collection of the Wit of the Illustrious Persons, Both Ancient and Modern
Boyer, Abel
Anecdotes; Wit and humor
It was the saying of a merry conceited Fellow, that in Christendom
there were neither Schollars enough, Gentlemen enough, nor _Jews_
enough: And when answer was made, that of all these there were
rather too great a Plenty than any scarcety, he replied, that
if there were Scholars enough, so many ignorant Dunces would
not be beneficed; if Gentlemen enough, so many Plebeians would
not be rank’d amongst the Gentry; and if _Jews_ enough, so many
_Christians_ would not profess Usury.
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Un Plaisant avoit accoutumé de dire que dans la Chretienté il n’y
avoit n’y assez de gens scavans, ni assez de Gentilhommes, ni
assez de _Juiss_: Et comme on lui répondit que bien loin qu’il en
manquât il n’y en avoit qu’un trop grand nombre, il repliqua, que
s’il y avoit assez de scavans, il n’y auroit pas tant d’ignorans
beneficiez; Si assez de Gentilhommes, il n’y auroit pas tant de
Roturiers faits nobles; & si assez de _Juiss_, tant de _Chrêtiens_
ne se feroient pas Usuriers.
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In Queen _Elizabeth’s_ time, when the Wars were hot betwixt
_England_ and _Spain_, a negotiation was resolv’d upon to treat of
Peace between these two Crowns, in order to which Commissioners
were appointed on both sides. They met at a Town of the _French_
King’s. And first it was debated in what Tongue the Negotion
should be handled. A _Spaniard_ thinking to give the _English_
Commissioners a shrewd gird, propos’d the _French_ Tongue as most
fit, it being a Language the _Spaniards_ were well Skill’d in,
and for the Gentlemen of _England_, I suppose, says he, that they
cannot be ignorant of the Language of their Fellow Subjects, since
their Queen is Queen of _France_ as well as of _England_. Nay,
in Faith, my Masters, replied Dr. _Dale_ one of the _English_
Commissioners, the _French_ Tongue is too vulgar for a business of
this Secrecy and importance, especially in a _French_ Town; Let us
therefore rather treat in _Hebrew_, the Language of _Jerusalem_,
whereof your Master is King; and I suppose you are therein as well
skill’d as we in the _French_.
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