The Wise and Ingenious Companion, French and English;: or, A Collection of the Wit of the Illustrious Persons, Both Ancient and ModernBoyer, Abel
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The Wise and Ingenious Companion, French and English;: or, A Collection of the Wit of the Illustrious Persons, Both Ancient and Modern
Boyer, Abel
Anecdotes; Wit and humor
Une Pauvre Païsane du _Poitou_ tomba malade d’une si grande
Lethargie, que son Mari & toutes les Femmes du voisinage la crurent
morte. Pour l’enterrer, on ne fit que l’enveloper d’un Drap,
suivant la maniere des pauvres Gens de cette Province. Comme on
la portoit au Cimetiere, on passa si prés d’un Buisson d’Epines
qu’étant piquée jusqu’au vif par les Epines, elle revint de sa
Lethargie; mais quelques années aprés elle mourut tout de bon.
Son Mari craignant une autre Resurrection; se souvint du Buisson
d’Epines, & quand le Corps de sa Femme passa prés de ce Buisson, il
ne manqua pas de crier à diverses fois, _Prenez garde au Buisson
d’Epines, n’approchez pas trop de la haye_.
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_Sixtus_ V. being made Pope from a Cordelier, (or Gray-Friar) did
not change his Humour by changing his Fortune, but kept still the
Character of a facetious Man: And he lov’d to run over in his Mind
all the cunning Tricks he had played, and the Adventures of his
first Condition. He remembred, amongst other things, that when he
a Cordelier, he had borrowed Money of ——, and had not repaid it to
him. He therefore inquired about him, and hearing he was still
living, he sent him Orders to come, and give him an Account of his
Actions. The good Father, who found no Guilt upon him, went to
_Rome_ with that Tranquillity of Mind, which is the result of a
good Conscience. And being come before the Pope, _We are inform’d_,
says the Holy Father to him, _that you have misimployed the
Revenues of your Monastery; and we have sent for you, to give us an
Account of the Matter._ _Holy Father_, answer’d the Monk, _I think
my self altogether Innocent as to that._ _Consider well_, said the
Pope, _Whether you have not indiscreetly lent Money to any Body,
particularly to a certain Cordelier, who came to you such a Year._
The good Man having thought upon it a while: _’Tis true_, said he,
_Holy Father, He was a great Knave, who got that Money from me upon
idle Pretences, and a Promise he made me of repaying it in a little
time._ _Well_, said the Pope, _we are that very Cordelier you speak
of. We are willing to return that Money, according to Promise,
and advise you at the same time never to lend any more to Men of
that Coat, who are not all cut out for Popes, to be in a Condition
to pay you again._ The good Man, very much surpriz’d to find his
Cordelier in the Person of a Pope, offered to beg his Pardon for
calling him Knave. _Never trouble your self about it_, said the
Holy Father, _that might be true enough at that time; but God has
furnish’d us with means to retrieve our past Offences._ Thus he
dismist the good Monk, having paid him the Money he ow’d him, and
exprest to him great Demonstrations of Favour.
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