The Wise and Ingenious Companion, French and English;: or, A Collection of the Wit of the Illustrious Persons, Both Ancient and ModernBoyer, Abel
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The Wise and Ingenious Companion, French and English;: or, A Collection of the Wit of the Illustrious Persons, Both Ancient and Modern
Boyer, Abel
Anecdotes; Wit and humor
Un Predicateur prèchant devant un grand Prince, qui avoit pris
les Armes contre son Païs, il le compara à _Coriolan_, ce fameux
Capitaine _Romain_, qui aprés avoir bien servi sa Patrie dans les
Commencemens de la Republique, en fut banni. Et cette ingratitude
lui toucha si fort au coeur, qu’il vint assieger _Rome_ avec
les _Volsques_. _Ce grand Capitaine_, s’écria ce Predicateur,
_Justement irrité de l’ingratitude de ses Compatriotes, ètoit en
ètat d’en tirer une cruelle vengeance. Mais enfin il se laissa
toucher par les Larmes de sa Mere & de sa Femme: & ces deux Dames
obtinrent de lui ce que ni le sacré Collége des Cardinaux, ni le
Pape mêmes, qui ètoient allez au devant de lui, n’avoient jamais pu
obtenir_.
At these Words the Prince fell a laughing, and could not forbear
crying out to the Preacher, _Sir, you know not what you say, for in
those times there were neither Popes nor Cardinals_.
But the Preacher unconcern’d, stoutly maintain’d to the Prince,
that he was under no mistake: _And for a Proof, my Lord_, added he,
_of what I say, I my self have seen the History of it represented
in a Sute of Tapistry, in a Castle of yours at such a place_.
The Authority of that Tapistry brought in so pat, increased the
Laughter. Which discompos’d the ignorant Preacher to that degree,
that he duckt, as they call it, in the Pulpit, and went his way
without making an end of his Sermon.
Le Prince fit alors un éclat de rire, & ne put s’empécher de
s’écrier, _Monsieur le Predicateur, vous ne savez pas ce que vous
dites, il n’y avait en ce tems-là ni Papes ni Cardinaux_.
Mais le Predicateur, sans s’étonner, soûtínt courageusement au
Prince qu’il ne se trompoit pas. _Et pour marque_, Monseigneur,
ajoûta t-il, _que ce que je vous dis est vray, c’est que j’ai veu
cette Histoire representée dans une Tapisserie de votre Chasteau
d’un tel Lieu_. l’Autorité de cette Tapisserie citée si à propos
redoubla les éclats de rire, & l’ignorant Predicateur en fut si
troublé qu’il fit, comme on dit, le Plongeon dans sa chaire, &
s’enfuit au lieu d’achever son Sermon.
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A Bishop entertaining several Prelates at Dinner, had a Side-board
Table covered with a Set of large and fine Plate, made by the best
Artists; and as his Brethren admir’d the Magnificence of it: _I
bought it_, said he to them, _in order to relieve the Poor of my
Diocese_: _My Lord_, answer’d one of the Prelates, _You might
very well have sav’d them the making_. Giving him to understand by
this answer, that he had purchas’d that Plate not so much out of
Charity, as out of Pride and Vanity.
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