The Wise and Ingenious Companion, French and English;: or, A Collection of the Wit of the Illustrious Persons, Both Ancient and ModernBoyer, Abel
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The Wise and Ingenious Companion, French and English;: or, A Collection of the Wit of the Illustrious Persons, Both Ancient and Modern
Boyer, Abel
Anecdotes; Wit and humor
_Metellus_, who was born of a Woman of great Liberties, pretending
to joke upon _Cicero_ about the meanness of his Birth, ask’d him,
_Who his Father was_? _Cicero_ instead of giving a direct Answer to
the Question, waved it cuningly, by telling him: _Thy Mother has
made that Question harder for thee to answer_.
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_Metellus_, Fils d’une Mere qui avoit été fort galante, voulant
railler _Ciceron_ sur la bassesse de sa naissance, lui demanda
_qui ètoit son Pere_? _Ciceron_, au lieu de de répondre juste à
la Question l’éluda adroitement, en lui disant: _Ta Mere a fait
en sorte qu’il te seroit bien plus difficile de dire qui ètoit le
tien_.
170
A Leader of revolted Slaves was taken in Fight with many of his
Party, by the General of a _Roman_ Army; this General ask’d him
what treatment he thought he and his Companions deserv’d: _The
same_, said he, _which brave Men deserve, who think themselves
worthy of being Free_; which answer so pleased the General, that he
Pardon’d them, and employ’d them in his Troops.
170
Un chef d’Esclaves revoltez fut pris les Armes à la Main, avec
plusieurs de son Parti, par le Général d’une Armée _Romaine_;
Ce Général lui demanda quel traitement il croyoit que lui & ses
Compagnons avoient merité: _Celui que meritent de braves Gens qui
s’estiment dignes de la liberté_, lui répondit-il. Cette reponse
plut si fort à ce Général, qu’il leur pardonna & les employa dans
ses Troupes.
171
Some _Roman_ Judges being to try _Clodius_, demanded a Guard, that
they might, as they pretended, pass their Verdict upon his Crime
with freedom; however they acquitted him, tho’ he deserv’d to be
condemn’d; which made _Catulus_, speaking to those Judges, say:
_Were you afraid the Bribe_ Clodius _had given you, should be taken
away from you_?
171
Des Juges _Romains_, devant juger _Clodius_, demanderent des Gardes
pour opiner librement, disoient-ils, touchant son Crime: Cependant
ils le renvoyerent absous, quoiqu’il eut merité d’être condamné.
Ce qui fit dire à _Catulus_, parlant à ces mêmes Juges: _Est-ce
que vous aviez peur qu’on ne vous ôtat l’Argent que_ Clodius _vous
avoit donné_?
172
_Pyrrhus_ King of _Epirus_, being inform’d that some of his
Soldiers had spoke ill of him at a Feast, he sent for them, and
asked them whether that report was true; whereupon the boldest of
them, seeing all was discover’d, made him this subtile Answer;
_Sir, had not our Wine failed us, we would have said a great deal
more_. This comical Excuse, and plain Confession, made the King
laugh, and pacified his Anger.
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