The Wise and Ingenious Companion, French and English;: or, A Collection of the Wit of the Illustrious Persons, Both Ancient and ModernBoyer, Abel
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The Wise and Ingenious Companion, French and English;: or, A Collection of the Wit of the Illustrious Persons, Both Ancient and Modern
Boyer, Abel
Anecdotes; Wit and humor
What! Do you expect to restore a dead Body to life again, contrary
to the Decrees of Nature? Believe me, give over a weakness which
Women alone are capable of, and enjoy the sweets of Life as long
as you can. This Corps that lies here before you, shews you too
too well how precious Life is, and bids you to be more tender of
it: Every Body is willing to lend an Ear to one that presses him
to eat upon such occasions; and so this Woman, faint and weak by
so long an Abstinence, suffer’d her obstinacy to be prevail’d
upon, and filled her self with Meat with as greedy an Appetite
as the Waiting-woman, who had yielded before. Now, you know that
Temptations come generally upon a full Stomach, and those Arms
which the Soldier had employ’d to combate her Despair, the same
he us’d to attack her Chastity: And the young Widow seeing he was
neither disagreeable nor without Wit, the Waiting-woman still
playing her Part to further his design, and then repeating to her
Mistress ever and anon,
_What will you still a pleasing Love withstand?_
What makes me keep you any longer in suspence? The good Lady us’d
the same Abstinence as to the other Part of her Body, and the
Soldier fully satisfied, remained conquerour of both. Thus they
continued together not only the first Night, but also the next Day,
and the Day after that; the entrance of the Tomb being all this
while so well closed, that had any body come to it, they must needs
have supposed that the most honest Woman in the World had expired
over her dear Husband.
_Pensez vous que des Morts les insensibles Cendres,
Vous demandent des Pleurs & des Regrets si tendres?_
Quoi! vous voulez ressusciter un Mort contre l’ordre de la Nature?
croyez moi, defaites vous d’une foiblesse dont les seules Femmes
sont capables & jouïssez des avantages de la lumiere tant qu’il
vous sera permis. Ce Corps que vous voyez devant vous, montre
assez le prix de la Vie, & vous avertit que vous devez mieux la
menager. Personne n’écoute à regret quand on le presse de manger
en de pareilles occasions. Ainsi cette Femme extenüée par une si
longue astinence, laissa vaincre son obstination, & se remplit de
viande avec la même avidité que la suivante, qui s’ètoit renduë
auparavant. Au reste vous savez que les Tentations viennent
d’ordinaire après le repas: Avec les mêmes Armes qu’employa le
Soldat pour combattre son desespoir, avec les mêmes il attaqua
sa Pudicité, & la jeune Veuve ne le trouvant ni desagréable, ni
sans esprit, la suivante n’oubliant rien pour lui rendre de bons
Offices, & disant ensuite à sa Maîtresse.
_Songez, songez, à vous: voyez vôtre intérêt,
Et ne combattez, pas un Amour qui vous plait._
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