The Wise and Ingenious Companion, French and English;: or, A Collection of the Wit of the Illustrious Persons, Both Ancient and ModernBoyer, Abel
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The Wise and Ingenious Companion, French and English;: or, A Collection of the Wit of the Illustrious Persons, Both Ancient and Modern
Boyer, Abel
Anecdotes; Wit and humor
Qui m’arrête davantage? la bonne Dame eût la même Abstinence en
ce qui regarde cette Partie de son Corps, & le Soldat pleinement
satisfait vint à bout de l’un & de l’autre. Ils demeurerent
ensemble non seulement la premiere nuit de leur jouïssance, mais
encore le lendemain, & le jour d’après, les portes si bien fermées,
que quiconque fut venu au monument, soit connu ou inconnu, auroit
cru, sans doute, que la plus honnête Femme du Monde avoit expiré
sur le Corps de son Mari.
The Soldier charm’d with the Beauty of his Lady, and the secrecy
of his amourous Intreague, bought Provisions as far his small
stock would let him, and brought them to the Tomb assoon as Night
begun to approach. In the mean time the Relations of one of those
that hang’d on the Gibbets, perceiving that there was no Guard to
look after them, took down the Corps one Night and buried it. As
for the poor Soldier detain’d from his Duty by the Allurements
of his Pleasure, seeing the next day one of those Crosses with
out its Carcase, he went to his Mistress full of apprehension of
Punishment, and told her what had happened: That for his part he
would not wait his Condemnation, but was resolv’d to do himself
Justice, and punish immediately his neglect with his own Hand: That
the only favour he begg’d of her was to take care of his Burial,
and bestow it upon him in the same Sepulcher, equally fatal to
her Husband and her Lover. The good Dame no less charitable than
discreet: _Oh! may the Gods forbid_, said she, _that I should live
to see at once the Funeral of two Persons so very dear to me, I
have rather hang the Dead than be the ruin of the Living._ Then
according to this fine Speech, she takes the Corps out of the
Coffin, and having disfigur’d its Face, gives it him, in order to
fix it to the empty Cross. The Soldier was so wise as to improve
the ingenious Advice of so prudent a Woman: And the next Day all
the People admired which way the dead Thief was got again upon his
Cross,
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