The Wise and Ingenious Companion, French and English;: or, A Collection of the Wit of the Illustrious Persons, Both Ancient and ModernBoyer, Abel
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The Wise and Ingenious Companion, French and English;: or, A Collection of the Wit of the Illustrious Persons, Both Ancient and Modern
Boyer, Abel
Anecdotes; Wit and humor
Hereat the Wife began to laugh heartily, and being furnish’d with
a Stratagem from the occasion, cry’d out, bless me! what a rare
Stock-jobber have I got to my Husband, that could find in his Heart
to let that go for 15 Pence, which I, tho’ a Woman, that never
stirs abroad, have made shift to get half a Crown for. The Husband
not a little pleased with his Wife’s Bargain, forthwith demanded
what Sot it was that had offer’d so much? A Codshead you may be
sure, reply’d the Wife, and to prove him such, he is just now got
into it to see what Profit he is like to make. Here the Gallant
finding his Cue, peep’d out, and cry’d, good Woman, would you have
me tell you the Truth? this Tub is exceeding old, and very full of
Cracks, you ought not in Conscience to have so much for it as I
bid you. Then turning to her Husband, quoth he cunningly, and you,
honest Man, whosoever you are, Prythee lend me a Candle a little,
that I may scrape out the filth, and know whether it be for my
turn or no, before I pay my Money, if you think I come honestly by
it. Hereupon our subtile _Vulcan_, little dreaming of the design
upon him, presently fetch’d a Candle, and coming up to him said,
Prythee stand aside a little, Friend, and let me see what I can do,
for ’tis but reason you should have it as clean as may be: Then
stripping himself, and delivering the Candle to his Wife, he crept
into the Tub, and begun to work amain on the dry’d Lees, whilst the
crafty Lover did as much on his Confort, whom he had laid athwart
the Vessel.
Là dessus la Femme se mit à rire de bon appetit, & l’occasion lui
fournissant un Stratageme, elle s’écria Misericorde! voilà un rare
Marchand que mon mari, qui a seu vendre pour quinze Sols, une chose
dont j’ai eu un demi-écu, quoy que je ne sois qu’une femme qui ne
sors jamais du logis.
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