The Wise and Ingenious Companion, French and English;: or, A Collection of the Wit of the Illustrious Persons, Both Ancient and ModernBoyer, Abel
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The Wise and Ingenious Companion, French and English;: or, A Collection of the Wit of the Illustrious Persons, Both Ancient and Modern
Boyer, Abel
Anecdotes; Wit and humor
_Laurence_, Prince _Palatine_, found fault with the Emperour
_Sigismundus_, because instead of putting to Death his conquered
Enemies, he loaded them with Favours, and put them in a Condition
to hurt him: _Why! don’t I put them to Death_, said he, _when I
make their hatred cease, and gain their Friendship?_
20
_Laurent_, Prince _Palatin_, reprochoit à l’Empareur _Sigismond_,
qu’au lieu de faire mourir ses Ennemis vaincus, il les combloit de
Graces, & les mettoit en ètat de lui nuire: _Ne les fais-je pas
mourir_, dit-il, _en faisant cesser leur haine & les rendant mes
Amis?_
21
A Lord having pitcht upon an ignoramus to be his Library-keeper,
_That’s the Seraglio_, said a very witty Lady, _committed to the
Custody of an Eunuch_.
21
Un Seigneur ayant choisi un homme ignorant pour être son
Bibliotéquaire, _C’est_, dit une Femme de qualité fort spirituelle,
_le Serrail qu’on a donné à garder à un Eunuque_.
22
_Balzac_ having occasion for some Money, sent to his Friend
_Voiture_ to desire him to lend him four Hundred Crowns, and
charged his Valet-de-Chambre to give him a Note for the like Sum.
_Voiture_ told the Money, and being offered the Note, which ran
thus, _I promise to pay to Mr._ Voiture _the Sum of four Hundred
Crowns which he has sent me_, &c. He takes it, peruses it, and
underwrites these Words, _I promise to pay to Mr._ Voiture _the
Sum of eight Hundred Crowns, for the Favour he has done me of
borrowing four Hundred of me_, &c. And so he gives the Note to the
Valet-de-Chambre to carry it back to his Master.
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_Balzac_ ayant besoin d’Argent, envoya prier _Voiture_ son Ami
de vouloir bien lui preter quatre Cens êcus & chargea son Valet
de Chambre de donner à _Voiture_ une Promesse de pareille somme:
_Voiture_ conta l’Argent, & comme on lui presenta la Promesse où
il y avoit ces Mots, _Je promets de payer à Monsieur de_ Voiture
_la somme de quatre cens écus qu’il ma pretée_, &c. il la prend, la
lit, & souscrit ces Paroles, _Je promets de payer à Monsieur de_
Balzac _la somme de huit cents écus, pour le plaisir qu’il m’a fait
de m’en emprunter quatre cens_. Aprés cela il rend la promesse au
Valet de Chambre pour la reporter à son Maître.
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_Henry_ IV. King of _France_ was so generous, that he ordered
_Vitri_, Captain of his Life-Guards, to take into his Troop the
Man that wounded him in the Battle of _Aumale_. The Mareschal
d’_Estrees_ being one Day in his Coach, and this Life-Guard-man
riding by the Boot, _There is_, said the King, pointing to him,
_the Soldier who wounded me at the Battle of_ Aumale.
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