The Wise and Ingenious Companion, French and English;: or, A Collection of the Wit of the Illustrious Persons, Both Ancient and ModernBoyer, Abel
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The Wise and Ingenious Companion, French and English;: or, A Collection of the Wit of the Illustrious Persons, Both Ancient and Modern
Boyer, Abel
Anecdotes; Wit and humor
A wanton Gentlewoman reproach’d her Brother with his strong Passion
for Gaming, which was the ruin of him: _When will you leave off
Gaming_? Says she to him: _when you’ll cease to Love_, answers the
Brother. _Oh! Unhappy Man_, replied the Sister, _then you are like
to game all your Life-time_.
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Une demoiselle galante reprochoit à son Frere sa passion pour
le jeu qui le ruinoit: _Quand cesserez vous de joüer_, lui dit
elle: _Quand vous cesserez d’aimer_, repondit le _Frere_. _Ah!
Malheureux_, repliqua la soeur, _Vous joüerez donc toute vôtre vie_.
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A Man of Quality, travelling in _Spain_, went to see the
_Escurial_, and as he view’d the Rich and Magnificent Convent of
the Monks of the order of St. _Jerom_, call’d the Cloister of
St. _Laurence_, the Superiour, who Conducted him, told him the
Particulars of its foundation, and how King _Philip_ II. had caus’d
it to be built to perform the Vow he made on that Day the Battle
of St. _Quentin_ was fought, which was on St. _Laurence_’s Day,
in case he should come off Victorious; whereupon the Traveller,
admiring the Magnificence of that Building, said: _Father, that
King must needs he be in great Fear, when he made so great a Vow_.
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Un homme de Qualité, voyageant en _Espagne_, alla voir
l’_Escurial_, & comme il visitoit ce riche & magnifique Convent
de Religieux de l’ordre de S. _Jerome_, qu’on nomme le cloitre
de S. _Laurent_, le Superieur qui le conduisoit lui raconta les
particularitez de sa fondation; il lui dit comme le Roy _Philippe_
II. l’avoit fait batir pour satisfaire au voeu qu’il en fit le
jour de la bataille de S. _Quentin_, qui fut donnée le jour de S.
_Laurent_, en cas qu’il en sortit victorieux: là dessus le Voyageur
lui dit en admirant la Magnificence de ce Batiment: _Mon Pere, il
faloit que ce Roy eut grand peur, lors qu’il fit un si grand voeu_.
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All the Teeth of a certain talkative Lady being loose, she ask’d
a Physician the cause of it, who Answered, _It proceeded from the
violent shakings she gave them, with her Tongue_.
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Toutes les dents d’une Demoiselle, qui parloit beau coup, étant
pretes à tomber, elle en demanda la cause à un Medecin, qui lui
repondit, _que c’ètoit à cause des secousses, qu’elle leur donnoit
avec sa langue_.
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A bad Painter who could not put off his Pictures, went into another
Country and turn’d Physician; one who went that way knew him again,
and ask’d him for what reason he went in the habit of a Physician;
_I have a mind_, said he, _to profess an art, wherein all mistakes
are cover’d by the earth_.
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Un méchant Peintre, qui ne pouvoit vendre ses ouvrages, s’en alla
dans un autre païs & s’y fit Medecin; Quelqu’ un qui passoit par
là le reconnut & lui demanda pour quelle raison il alloit vêtu en
Medecin? Il répondit, _J’ai voulu professer un Art, où toutes les
fautes que l’on y fait, sont couvertes par la Terre_.
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