"And town ball," he said, "good old town ball! There was no limit to the number on a side. The ring was anywhere from three hundred feet to a mile in circumference, according to whether we played on a vacant Pingree lot or out on the open prairie. We tossed up a bat--wet or dry--for first choice, and then chose the whole school on the sides. The bat was a board, about the general shape of a Roman galley oar and not quite so wide as a barn door. The ball was of solid India rubber; a little fellow could hit it a hundred yards, and a big boy, with a hickory club, could send it clear over the bluffs or across the lake. We broke all the windows in the school-house the first day, and finished up every pane of glass in the neighborhood before the season closed. The side that got its innings first kept them until school was out or the last boy died. Fun? Good game? Oh, boy of these golden days, paying fifty cents an hour for the privilege of watching a lot of hired men do your playing for you--it beat two-old-cat." SPELL AND DEFINE: Instruction Instantaneity Liniment Miscalculation Pastime Contusion Paralysis Hasty Supererogation Can a boy learn anything without a teacher?--Does the pupil ever know more than the instructor?--And why not?--How long does it require one to learn to speak and write the Spanish language correctly in six easy lessons, at home, without a master?--And in how many lessons can one be taught to walk Spanish?--What is meant by a "rooter"?--What is the difference between a "rooter" and a "fan"?--Parse "hoodoo."--What is the philology of "crank"?--Describe a closely contested game of "one-old-cat," with diagrams.--What is meant by "a rank decision"?--Translate into colloquial English the phrase, "Good eye Bill!"--Put into bleaching board Latin, "Rotten umpire."--Why is he so called? MR. HARE TRIES TO GET A WIFE BY ANNE VIRGINIA CULBERTSON One day the children's mother told them that she was going to spend a few days at a plantation some miles away, taking with her Aunt Nancy, who was anxious to pay a little visit to a daughter living in that neighborhood. Aunt 'Phrony, she told them, had promised to come and look after them during her absence. "Oh, please, mamma," they begged, "let Aunt 'Phrony take us nutting? She told us one day that she knew where there were just lots and lots of walnuts." So it was arranged that they should take a luncheon with them and make a day of it, Aunt 'Phrony being perfectly willing, for her Indian blood showed itself not only in her appearance, but in her love for a free out-of-door life, and her fondness for tramping. She would readily give up a day's work at any time to discharge some wholly insignificant errand which involved a walk of many miles.