"And then she is daintily made" (A smile from the dainty Lisette), "By people expert in the trade Of forming a proper Coquette. "She's the winningest ways with the beaux," ("Go on!"--said the winning Lisette), "But there isn't a man of them knows The mind of the fickle Coquette! "She knows how to weep and to sigh," (A sigh from the tender Lisette), "But her weeping is all in my eye,-- Not that of the cunning Coquette! "In short, she's a creature of art," ("Oh hush!" said the frowning Lisette), "With merely the ghost of a heart,-- Enough for a thorough Coquette. "And yet I could easily prove" ("Now don't!" said the angry Lisette), "The lady is always in love,-- In love with herself,--the Coquette! "There,--do not be angry!--you know, My dear little cousin Lisette, You told me a moment ago To paint _you_--a thorough Coquette!" A SPRING FEELING BY BLISS CARMAN I think it must be spring. I feel All broken up and thawed. I'm sick of everybody's "wheel"; I'm sick of being jawed. I am too winter-killed to live, Cold-sour through and through. O Heavenly Barber, come and give My soul a dry shampoo! I'm sick of all these nincompoops, Who weep through yards of verse, And all these sonneteering dupes Who whine and froth and curse. I'm sick of seeing my own name Tagged to some paltry line, While this old _corpus_ without shame Sits down to meat and wine. I'm sick of all these Yellow Books, And all these Bodley Heads; I'm sick of all these freaks and spooks And frights in double leads. When good Napoleon's publisher Was dangled from a limb, He should have had an editor On either side of him. I'm sick of all this taking on Under a foreign name; For when you call it _decadent_, It's rotten just the same. I'm sick of all this puling trash And namby-pamby rot,-- A Pegasus you have to thrash To make him even trot! An Age-end Art! I would not give, For all their plotless plays, One round Flagstaffian adjective Or one Miltonic phrase. I'm sick of all this poppycock In bilious green and blue; I'm tired to death of taking stock Of everything that's "New." New Art, New Movements, and New Schools, All maimed and blind and halt! And all the fads of the New Fools Who can not earn their salt. I'm sick of the New Woman, too. Good Lord, she's worst of all. Her rights, her sphere, her point of view, And all that folderol! She makes me wish I were the snake Inside of Eden's wall, To give the tree another shake, And see another fall. I'm very much of Byron's mind; I like sufficiency; But just the common garden kind Is good enough for me.