“Enraptured with a description, or sight of the picture of her
fond love, the deluded girl is now all anxiety to see him in
person. The witch accordingly gives her some magical powder
(price one dollar), which she is to put under her pillow every
night for seven nights, or wear next her heart for nine days, or
some other nonsense of that kind, at the end of which time, she
is told to take the ferry-boat to Hoboken or some such place, at
a certain hour in the afternoon, and somewhere on her route she
will have a sight of the gentleman she is almost crazed to see.
The result is plain, the ‘gentleman’ is there as foretold, an
acquaintance is commenced, and the girl is ultimately ruined.
“We have been thus particular to give, step by step, the details
of the mode of management pursued in these cases. There are, of
course, many varieties, dictated by the circumstances of each
case, but the general features and the _result_, are the same.
“The incidents above given are the outlines of a real case in
which the end of the conspirators was accomplished; the girl,
however, was rescued by the Managers of the Magdalen Asylum, and
is now leading a blameless life.”
The “Individual” has now concluded his labors, and he hopes not
without profit to the community at large.
He has heard it urged that this book will merely advertise the
fortune-tellers, and that they will go on driving a more
flourishing trade than ever. He cannot think that this will be
the case; he cannot believe that any persons who read in this
book the candid exposition of the style of necromancy dealt out
by the modern Circes, will be willing to pay money for any
personal experience of them, and he respectfully submits that
although they have heretofore been consulted by many ladies of
respectability, from motives of mere curiosity, those ladies will
risk no further visits when they learn that they may with as much
propriety visit any other assignation house, as a fortune-teller’s den.
A recapitulation of the various prophecies made to the Cash
Customer would show that he has been promised thirty-three wives,
and something over ninety children—that he was brought into the
world on various occasions between 1820 and 1833—that he was born
under nearly all the planets known to astronomers—that he has
more birth-places than he has fingers and toes—that he has passed
through so many scenes of unexpected happiness and complicated
misfortune in his past life, that he must have lived fifty hours
to the day and been wide awake all the time—and he has so many
future fortunes marked out for him that at three hundred and
fifty years old his work will not be half done, and when at last
all _is_ finally accomplished, a minute dissection of his aged
corpus will be necessary, that his earthly remains may be buried
in all the places set down for him by these prophets.
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