The Woman in BlackBentley, E. C. (Edmund Clerihew)
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The Woman in Black
Bentley, E. C. (Edmund Clerihew)
Detective and mystery stories; Trent, Philip (Fictitious character) -- Fiction
He conferred earnestly with a waiter, while Mr. Cupples, in a pleasant
meditation, warmed himself before the great fire. "The wine here," Trent
resumed, as they seated themselves, "is almost certainly made out of
grapes. What shall we drink?"
Mr. Cupples came out of his reverie. "I think," he said, "I will have
milk and soda-water."
"Speak lower!" urged Trent. "The head-waiter has a weak heart, and he
might hear you. Milk and soda-water! Cupples, you may think you have a
strong constitution, and I don't say you have not, but I warn you that
this habit of mixing drinks has been the death of many a robuster man
than you. Be wise in time. Fill high the bowl with Samian wine; leave
soda to the Turkish hordes. Here comes our food." He gave another order
to the waiter, who ranged the dishes before them and darted away. Trent
was, it seemed, a respected customer. "I have sent," he said, "for wine
that I know, and I hope you will try it. If you have taken a vow, then
in the name of all the teetotal saints drink water, which stands at your
elbow, but don't seek a cheap notoriety by demanding milk and soda."
"I have never taken any pledge," said Mr. Cupples, examining his mutton
with a favorable eye. "I simply don't care about wine. I bought a bottle
once and drank it to see what it was like, and it made me ill. But very
likely it was bad wine. I will taste some of yours, as it is your
dinner, and I do assure you, my dear Trent, I should like to do
something unusual to show how strongly I feel on the present occasion. I
have not been so delighted for many years. To think," he reflected aloud
as the waiter filled his glass, "of the Manderson mystery disposed of,
the innocent exculpated, and your own and Mabel's happiness crowned--all
coming upon me together! I drink to you, my dear friend." And Mr.
Cupples took a very small sip of the wine.
"You have a great nature," said Trent, much moved. "Your outward
semblance doth belie your soul's immensity. I should have expected as
soon to see an elephant conducting at the opera as you drinking my
health. Dear Cupples! May his beak retain ever that delicate
rose-stain!--No, curse it all!" he broke out, surprising a shade of
discomfort that fitted over his companion's face as he tasted the wine
again. "I have no business to meddle with your tastes. I apologize. You
shall have what you want, even if it causes the head-waiter to perish in
his pride."
When Mr. Cupples had been supplied with his monastic drink, and the
waiter had retired, Trent looked across the table with significance. "In
this babble of many conversations," he said, "we can speak as freely as
if we were on a bare hill-side. The waiter is whispering soft nothings
into the ear of the young woman at the pay-desk. We are alone. What do
you think of that interview of this afternoon?" He began to dine with an
appetite.
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