Artists -- Fiction; Short stories, American; Storytelling -- Fiction
The laughter that followed the conclusion of Murphy's story was so loud
and continuous that the big St. Bernard dog rose to his feet and
fastened his eyes on his master, only resuming his position on the rug
when Lonnegan laid his hand reassuringly on his head.
Boggs was so pleased at his friend's success that he could hardly keep
from hugging him. All doubts as to Murphy's being asked to become a
permanent member of the Select Circle were dissipated. What delighted
Boggs most was the combination of English, Irish, and Scotch dialects
twisted about the same tongue. He thought he knew something about
dialects, but Murphy had beaten him at his own game.
Every man present had some opinion to offer regarding Ponsonby's
adventure, and they all differed. Marny thought the Scot served the old
bag of wind right, even if he did have a numismatic collection
decorating his chest. The banker was interested in the social side and
what it expressed, and said so, winding up with the remark that the
"Englishmen knew how to live." Mac, to the surprise of everybody, had no
opinion to offer. Woods was more philosophical.
"To me the story is much more than funny," said Woods, "it's
instructive. Shows the whole national spirit of the English. They
believe in rank and they love to kowtow. I say this in no offensive
spirit; and being an Irishman, you, of course, know what I mean; and to
tell you the truth I am English in that sense myself. I believe in an
aristocracy and in class distinction. Here everybody is free and equal;
free with everything you own and ready to divide it up equally as soon
as they get their hands on it. Democracy is the curse of our country."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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