[Ex. all, some one way, some another, the Forepart of the Church shuts
over, except _Will._ _Blunt_, _Aria_, and _Lucia_.
Will. She’s gone, and all the Plagues of Pride go with her.
Blunt. Heartlikins, follow her—Pox on’t, an I’d but as good a Hand at
this Game as thou hast, I’ll venture upon any Chance—
Will. Damn her, come, let’s to Dinner. Where’s _Fetherfool?_
Blunt. Follow’d a good Woodman, who gave him the Sign: he’ll lodge the
Deer e’er night.
Will. Follow’d her—he durst not, the Fool wants Confidence enough to
look on her.
Blunt. Oh you know not how a Country Justice may be improved by Travel;
the Rogue was hedg’d in at home with the Fear of his Neighbours and the
Penal Statutes, now he’s broke loose, he runs neighing like a
Stone-Horse upon the Common.
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Will. However, I’ll not believe this—let’s follow ’em. [Ex. _Will._ and
_Blunt_.
Aria. He is in love, but with a Courtezan—some Comfort that. We’ll
after him—’Tis a faint-hearted Lover, Who for the first Discouragement
gives over. [Ex. _Ariadne_ and _Lucia_.
ACT II.
Scene I. The Street.
Enter _Fetherfool_ and _Sancho_, passing over the Stage; after them
_Willmore_ and _Blunt_, follow’d by _Ariadne_ and _Lucia_.
Will. ’Tis so, by Heaven, he’s chaffering with her Pimp. I’ll spare my
Curses on him for having her, he has a Plague beyond ’em.
—Harkye, I’ll never love, nor lie with Women more, those Slaves to
Lust, to Vanity and Interest.
Blunt. Ha, Captain! [Shaking his Head and smiling.
Will. Come, let’s go drink Damnation to ’em all.
Blunt. Not all, good Captain.
Will. All, for I hate ’em all—
Aria. Heavens! if he should indeed! [Aside.
Blunt. But, _Robert_, I have found you most inclined to a Damsel when
you had a Bottle in your Head.
Will. Give me thy Hand, _Ned_—Curse me, despise me, point me out for
Cowardice if e’er thou see’st me court a Woman more: Nay, when thou
knowest I ask any of the Sex a civil Question again—a Plague upon ’em,
how they’ve handled me—come, let’s go drink, I say—Confusion to the
Race—A Woman!—no, I will be burnt with my own Fire to Cinders e’er any
of the Brood shall lay my Flame—
Aria. He cannot be so wicked to keep this Resolution sure— [She passes
by.
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Faith, I must be resolv’d—you’ve made a pious Resolution, Sir, had you
the Grace to keep it— [Passing on he pauses, and looks on her.
Will. Hum—What’s that?
Blunt. That—O—nothing—but a Woman—come away.
Will. A Woman! Damn her, what Mischief made her cross my way just on
the Point of Reformation!
Blunt. I find the Devil will not lose so hopeful a Sinner. Hold, hold,
Captain, have you no Regard to your own Soul? ’dsheartlikins, ’tis a
Woman, a very errant Woman.
Aria. Your Friend informs you right, Sir, I am a Woman.
Will. Ay, Child, or I were a lost Man—therefore, dear lovely Creature—
Aria. How can you tell, Sir?
Will. Oh, I have naturally a large Faith, Child, and thou’st a
promising Form, a tempting Motion, clean Limbs, well drest, and a most
damnable inviting Air.
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