Luc. Your Money, Sir: and if he be not cozen’d, say a _Spanish_ Woman
has neither Wit nor Invention upon Occasion.
Blunt. Sheartlikins, how I shall love and honour thee for’t—here’s
earnest— [Talks to her with Joy and Grimace.
Aria. But who was that you entertain’d at Church but now?
Will. Faith, one, who for her Beauty merits that glorious Title she
wears, it was—a Whore, Child.
Aria. That’s but a scurvy Name; yet, if I’m not mistaken in those false
Eyes of yours, they look with longing Love upon that—Whore, Child.
Will. Thou are i’th’ right, and by this hand, my Soul was full as
wishing as my Eyes: but a Pox on’t, you Women have all a certain
Jargon, or Gibberish, peculiar to your selves; of Value, Rate, Present,
Interest, Settlement, Advantage, Price, Maintenance, and the Devil and
all of Fopperies, which in plain Terms signify ready Money, by way of
Fine before Entrance; so that an honest well-meaning Merchant of Love
finds no Credit amongst ye, without his Bill of Lading.
Aria. We are not all so cruel—but the Devil on’t is, your good-natur’d
Heart is likely accompanied with an ill Face and worse Wit.
Will. Faith, Child, a ready Dish when a Man’s Stomach is up, is better
than a tedious Feast. I never saw any Man yet cut my piece; some are
for Beauty, some are for Wit, and some for the Secret, but I for all,
so it be in a kind Girl: and for Wit in Woman, so she say pretty fond
things, we understand; tho true or false, no matter.
Aria. Give the Devil his due, you are a very conscientious Lover: I
love a Man that scorns to impose dull Truth and Constancy on a
Mistress.
139 Will. Constancy, that current Coin with Fools! No, Child, Heaven
keep that Curse from our Doors.
Aria. Hang it, it loses Time and Profit, new Lovers have new Vows and
new Presents, whilst the old feed upon a dull repetition of what they
did when they were Lovers; ’tis like eating the cold Meat ones self,
after having given a Friend a Feast.
Will. Yes, that’s the thrifty Food for the Family when the Guests are
gone. Faith, Child, thou hast made a neat and a hearty Speech: But
prithee, my Dear, for the future, leave out that same Profit and
Present, for I have a natural Aversion to hard words; and for matter of
quick Dispatch in the Business—give me thy Hand, Child—let us but start
fair, and if thou outstripst me, thou’rt a nimble Racer. [_Lucia_ sees
_Shift_.
Luc. Oh, Madam, let’s be gone: yonder’s Lieutenant Shift, who, if he
sees us, will certainly give an Account of it to Mr. Beaumond. Let’s
get in thro the Garden, I have the Key.
Aria. Here’s Company coming, and for several reasons I would not be
seen. [Offers to go.
Will. Gad, Child, nor I; Reputation is tender—therefore prithee let’s
retire. [Offers to go with her.
Aria. You must not stir a step.
Will. Not stir! no Magick Circle can detain me if you go.
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