Car. How! I hope not the great fighting Colonel whom my Son serv’d as a
Voluntier in _Flanders_.
Alon. Even he, Sir.
Car. Worse and worse, I shall grow mad, to think that in spite of all
my Care, _Euphemia_ should marry with so notorious a Man of War.
Hau. How! is this _Alonzo_, and am I cozen’d? pray tell me truly, are
you not me indeed?
Alon. All over, Sir, only the inside a little less Fool.
Hau. So here’s fine juggling—are not you a rare Lady, hah? [To
_Euphemia_; crys.
Euph. I assure you, Sir, if this Man had not past for you, I had never
had him.
Hau. Had him! Oh, you are a flattering thing, I durst ha’ sworn you
could no more ha’ been without me, than a Barber’s Shop without a
Fiddle, so I did: Oh, what a 326 damnable Voyage have I back again
without a Wife too— [Crys again.
Lov. If that be all, we’ll get you one before you go; that shall be my
care.
Hau. A Pox of your care: well, I will get my self most soundly drunk to
Night, to be reveng’d of these two damnable Dons. Come, _Gload_, let us
about something in order to’t. [Exit with _Gload_.
Euph. Pray, Sir, be persuaded, he’s worth your owning.
Car. Tell not me of owning; what Fortune has he?
Lov. His Horse and Arms, the Favour of his Prince, and his Pay.
Car. His Horse and Arms I wholly dislike, as Implements of War; and
that same Princely Favour, as you call it, will buy no Lands; and his
Pay he shall have when he can get it.
Lov. But, Sir, his coming to _Madrid_ was to take possession of a Place
the Prince has promis’d him.
Car. Has promis’d him? what! I shall marry my Daughter to the Promises
of e’er a Prince in _Christendom_, shall I? No, no; Promises, quoth ye?
Alon. Well, Sir, will this satisfy you? [Gives him a Parchment.
Euph. If it should not, let us consider what next to do.
Alon. No consideration, _Euphemia_; not so much as that we are married,
lest it lessen our Joys.
Car. Twelve thousand Crowns a Year!—Sir, I cry you mercy, and wish you
joy with my Daughter.
Lov. So his Courage will down with him now.
Alon. To satisfy you farther, Sir, read this. [Gives him another Paper.
And now, _Euphemia_, prepare your self to receive some gallant Friends
of mine, whom you must be acquainted with, and who design to make a
merry Night on’t.
Euph. A whole Night, _Alonzo?_
Alon. By no means, _Euphemia_, for the first too, which 327 if the
thoughts of its being part of my Duty do not hinder, will be a pleasant
enough to me.
Car. So considerable an Office at Court too!—Let me imbrace you, Sir;
and tell you how happy I am in so brave Son-in-law.
Alon. With that assurance, Sir, I’ll take a more than ordinary freedom
with you, and teach _Euphemia_ a franker way of living, than what a
native _Spaniard_ would have allow’d her.
Car. She shall be what sort of Wife you’ll have her.
Enter Servant, after a noise of Musick.
Alon. What Musick’s that?
Serv. It waits upon some Ladies and Gentlemen who ask for you, Sir.
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