Free. And grant the Faithful to be mighty, and to be strong in
Persecution; and more especially, ah! I beseech thee confound that
malignant Tory _Freeman_—that he may never rise up in judgment against
thy Servant, who has taken from him his Estate, his Sustenance and
Bread; give him Grace of thy infinite Mercy, to hang himself, if 371
thy People can find no zealous Witnesses to swear him to the Gallows
legally. Ah, we have done very much for thee, Lard, thou shoud’st
consider us thy Flock, and we shou’d be as good to thee in another
thing. [In a Tone.
L. Des. Thou hit’st the zealous Twang right; sure thou hast been
acquainted with some of ’em.
Free. Damn ’em, no; what honest Man wou’d keep ’em Company, where
harmless Wit and Mirth’s a Sin, laughing scandalous, and a merry Glass
Abomination?
L. Des. Yes, if you drink Healths, my wicked Brother: otherwise, to be
silently drunk, to be as abusive and satirical as you please, upon the
Heroicks, is allowable—for laughing, ’tis not indeed so well; but the
precise Sneer and Grin is lawful; no swearing indeed, but lying and
dissimulation in abundance. I’ll assure you, they drink as deep, and
entertain themselves as well with this silent way of leud Debauchery,
as you with all your Wit and Mirth, your Healths of the Royal Family.
Free. Nay, I confess, ’tis a great Pleasure to cheat the World.
L. Des. ’Tis Power, as divine _Hobbes_ calls it.
Free. But what’s all this to Love? Where shall we meet anon?
L. Des. I’ll tell you, what will please you as well—Your Friend is
within with her Highness that shall be, if the Devil and her Husband’s
Politicks agree about the matter.
Free. Ha, has my cautious Railer manag’d matters so slyly?
L. Des. No, no, the matter was manag’d to his Hand; you see how Heav’n
brings things about, for the Good of your Party; this Business will be
worth to him at least a thousand Pound a year, or two, well manag’d—But
see, my Lady’s Woman.
Gil. Oh, Madam, my Lord— [Running cross the Stage into her Lady’s
Chamber.
Free. Death, how shall I bring my Friend off? he’ll certainly be
ruin’d.
372
Enter _Gill._ _Lov._ and Lady _Lam._
Gill. Madam, he’s coming up.
Lov. Madam, for my self I care not, but am much concern’d for you.
[L. _Lam._ takes two Papers out of her Pocket, and gives ’em to _Lov._
and _Free_.
L. Lam. Here take these two Petitions, each of you one—Poor Fellows—you
may be gone, your Petitions will not be granted.
Enter _Lambert_.
Lam. How now, my Dear, what Petitions?—Friends, what’s your Bus’ness?
L. Lam. ’Tis enough we know their Business, Love, we are sufficient to
dispatch such Suiters, I hope.
Lam. Pardon me, my Dear, I thought no harm; but I saw you frown, and
that made me concern’d.
L. Lam. Frown! ’Twou’d make any Body frown, to hear the Impudence of
Gentlemen, these Cavaliers—wou’d you think it, my Dear, if this Fellow
has not the Impudence to petition for the Thirds of his Estate again,
so justly taken from him for bearing Arms for the Man?—
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