Ped. By our long Friendship and my Obligations to thee, I am. The
sudden Change I’ll give you Reasons for anon. Come lead me into my
Sister, that she may know I now approve her Choice. [Exit _Bel._ with
_Ped._
[_Will._ goes to follow them. Enter _Hellena_ as before in Boy’s
Clothes, and pulls him back.
Will. Ha! my Gipsy—Now a thousand Blessings on thee for this Kindness.
Egad, Child, I was e’en in despair of ever seeing thee again; my
Friends are all provided for within, each Man his kind Woman.
Hell. Hah! I thought they had serv’d me some such Trick.
Will. And I was e’en resolv’d to go aboard, condemn my self to my lone
Cabin, and the Thoughts of thee.
Hell. And cou’d you have left me behind? wou’d you have been so
ill-natur’d?
Will. Why, ’twou’d have broke my Heart, Child—but since we are met
again, I defy foul Weather to part us.
Hell. And wou’d you be a faithful Friend now, if a Maid shou’d trust
you?
100 Will. For a Friend I cannot promise, thou art of a Form so
excellent, a Face and Humour too good for cold dull Friendship; I am
parlously afraid of being in love, Child, and you have not forgot how
severely you have us’d me.
Hell. That’s all one, such Usage you must still look for, to find out
all your Haunts, to rail at you to all that love you, till I have made
you love only me in your own Defence, because no body else will love.
Will. But hast thou no better Quality to recommend thy self by?
Hell. Faith none, Captain—Why, ’twill be the greater Charity to take me
for thy Mistress, I am a lone Child, a kind of Orphan Lover; and why I
shou’d die a Maid, and in a Captain’s Hands too, I do not understand.
Will. Egad, I was never claw’d away with Broad-Sides from any Female
before, thou hast one Virtue I adore, good-Nature; I hate a coy demure
Mistress, she’s as troublesome as a Colt, I’ll break none; no, give me
a mad Mistress when mew’d, and in flying on[e] I dare trust upon the
Wing, that whilst she’s kind will come to the Lure.
Hell. Nay, as kind as you will, good Captain, whilst it lasts, but
let’s lose no time.
Will. My time’s as precious to me, as thine can be; therefore, dear
Creature, since we are so well agreed, let’s retire to my Chamber, and
if ever thou were treated with such savory Love—Come—My Bed’s prepar’d
for such a Guest, all clean and sweet as thy fair self; I love to steal
a Dish and a Bottle with a Friend, and hate long Graces—Come, let’s
retire and fall to.
Hell. ’Tis but getting my Consent, and the Business is soon done; let
but old Gaffer _Hymen_ and his Priest say Amen to’t, and I dare lay my
Mother’s Daughter by as proper a Fellow as your Father’s Son, without
fear or blushing.
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