Mrs. _Clack_. Oh, Heavens, I have not the Key! hold it, hold it fast,
sweet, sweet Mr. _Foppington_. Oh, should there be Murder done, what a
Scandal wou’d that be to the House of a true Protestant!
[_Knocks_.
_Charl_. Heavens! what will he say or think, to see me shut in with a
Man?
Mrs. _Clack_. Oh, I’ll say you’re sick, asleep, or out of Humour.
_Charl_. I’d give the World to see him. [_Knocks_.
_Wild_. [_Without_,] _Charlot, Charlot_! am I deny’d an entrance? By
Heaven, I’ll break the Door.
[_Knocks again_; Fop. _still holding it_.
_Fop_. Oh, I’m a dead Man, dear Clacket! [_Knocking still_.
Mrs. _Clack_. Oh, hold, Sir, Mrs. _Charlot_ is very sick.
_Wild_. How, sick, and I kept from her!
Mrs. _Clack_. She begs you’ll come again an Hour hence.
_Wild_. Delay’d! by Heaven, I will have entrance.
_Fop_. Ruin’d! undone! for if he do not kill me, he may starve me.
Mrs. _Clack_. Oh, he will not break in upon us! Hold, Sir, hold a little;
Mrs. _Charlot_ is just--just--shifting her self, Sir; you will not be so
uncivil as to press in, I hope, at such a Time.
_Charl_. I have a fine time on’t, between ye, to have him think I am
stripping my self before Mr. _Foppington_--Let go, or I’ll call out and
tell him all.
[Wild, _breaks open the Door and rushes in_: Fop. _stands
close up at the entrance till he is past him, then venturing
to slip out, finds_ Wild, _has made fast the Door: so he is
forc’d to return again and stand close up behind_ Wild.
_with signs of Fear_.
_Wild_. How now, _Charlot_, what means this new Unkindness? what, not a
Word?
_Charl_. There is so little Musick in my Voice, you do not care to hear
it: you have been better entertain’d, I find, mightily employ’d, no
doubt.
_Wild_. Yes, faith, and so I have, _Charlot_: damn’d Business, that Enemy
to Love, has made me rude.
_Charl_. Or that other Enemy to Love, damn’d Wenching.
_Wild_. Wenching! how ill hast thou tim’d thy Jealousy! What Banker, that
to morrow is to pay a mighty Sum, wou’d venture out his Stock to day in
little Parcels, and lose his Credit by it?
_Charl_. You wou’d, perfidious as you are, though all your Fortune, all
your future Health, depended on that Credit.
[_Angry_.
_Wild_. So, hark ye, Mrs. Clacket, you have been prating I find in my
Absence, giving me a handsom Character to _Charlot_--You hate any good
thing shou’d go by your own Nose. [_Aside to_ Clacket.
Mrs. _Clack_. By my Nose, Mr. _Wilding_! I defy you: I’d have you to
know, I scorn any good thing shou’d go by my Nose in an uncivil way.
_Wild_. I believe so.
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