_Wild_. You see now, Madam, how Innocence may suffer.
_Charl_. In spite of all thy villanous dissembling, I must believe, and
love thee for my quiet.
_Wild_. That’s kind; and if before to morrow I do not shew you I deserve
your Heart, kill me at once by quitting me--Farewel--I know where both my
Uncle’s Will and other Writings lie, by which he made me Heir to his
whole Estate. My Craft will be in catching; which if past, Her Love
secures me the kind Wench at last. [_Aside_.
[_Goes out with_ Fop.
Mrs. _Clack_. What if he should not chance to keep his Word now?
_Charl_. How, if he shou’d not! by all that’s good, if he shou’d not, I
am resolv’d to marry him however. We two may make a pretty Shift with
three thousand Pound a year; yet I wou’d fain be resolv’d how Affairs
stand between the old Gentleman and him. I wou’d give the World to see
that Widow too, that Lady _Galliard_.
Mrs. _Clack_. If you’re bent upon’t, I’ll tell you what we’ll do, Madam;
There’s every Day mighty Feasting here at his Uncle’s hard by, and you
shall disguise your self as well as you can, and so go for a Niece of
mine I have coming out of Scotland; there you will not fail of seeing my
Lady _Galliard_, though, I doubt, not Mr. _Wilding_, who is of late
discarded.
_Charl_. Enough; I am resolv’d upon this Design; let’s in and practise
the northern Dialect.
[_Ex. both_.
SCENE II. _The Street_.
_Enter_ Wilding _and_ Foppington.
_Wild_. But then _Diana_ took the Ring at last?
_Fop_. Greedily, but rail’d, and swore, and ranted at your
late Unkindness, and wou’d not be appeas’d.
_Enter_ Dresswell.
_Wild. Dresswell_, I was just going to see for thee.
_Dres_. I’m glad, dear _Tom_, I’m here to serve thee.
_Wild_. And now I’ve found thee, thou must along with me.
_Dres_. Whither? but I’ll not ask, but obey.
_Wild_. To a kind Sinner, _Frank_.
_Dres_. Pox on ‘em all; prithee turn out those petty Tyrants of thy
Heart, and fit it for a Monarch, Love, dear _Wilding_, of which them
never knew’st the Pleasure yet or not above a day.
_Wild_. Not knew the Pleasure! Death, the very Essence the first Draughts
of Love. Ah, how pleasant ‘tis to drink when a Man’s a dry! The rest is
all but dully sipping on.
_Dres_. And yet this _Diana_, for thither thou art going, thou hast been
constant to this three or four Years.
_Wild_. A constant Keeper thou mean’st; which is indeed enough to get the
Scandal of a Coxcomb: But I know not, those sort of Baggages have a kind
of Fascination so inticing--and faith, after the Fatigues of formal
Visits to a Man’s dull Relations, or what’s as bad, to Women of Quality;
after the busy Afflictions of the Day, and the Debauches of the tedious
Night, I tell thee, _Frank_, a Man’s best Retirement is with a soft kind
Wench. But to say Truth, I have a farther Design in my Visit now. Thou
know’st how I stand past hope of Grace, excommunicated the Kindness of my
Uncle.
_Dres_. True.
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