_Dres_. Very likely; but wo’t thou trust him with the Woman, Thomas.
_Wild_. No, here’s _Diana_, who, as I shall bedizen, shall pass for as
substantial an Alderman’s Heiress as ever fell into wicked Hands. He
never knew the right _Charlot_, nor indeed has any body ever seen her but
an old Aunt and Nurse, she was so kept up--And there, _Diana_, thou shall
have a good opportunity to lye, dissemble, and jilt in abundance, to keep
thy hand in ure. Prithee, dear _Dresswell_, haste with the News to him.
_Dres_. Faith, I like this well enough; this Project may take,
and I’ll about it.
[_Goes out_.
_Wild_. Go, get ye home, and trick and betauder your self up like a right
City-Lady, rich, but ill-fashion’d; on with all your Jewels, but not a
Patch, ye Gypsy, nor no Spanish Paint d’ye hear.
_Dia_. I’ll warrant you for my part.
_Wild_. Then before the old Gentleman, you must behave your self very
soberly, simple, and demure, and look as prew as at a Conventicle; and
take heed you drink not off your Glass at Table, nor rant, nor swear: one
Oath confounds our Plot, and betrays thee to be an arrant Drab.
_Dia_. Doubt not my Art of Dissimulation.
_Wild_. Go, haste and dress--
[_Ex_. Dian. Bet. _and Boy_.
_Enter Lady_ Gall, _and_ Closet, _above in the Balcony_;
Wild. _going out, sees them, stops, and reads a Paper_.
_Wild_. Hah, who’s yonder? the Widow! a Pox upon’t, now have I not power
to stir; she has a damn’d hank upon my Heart, and nothing but right down
lying with her will dissolve the Charm. She has forbid me seeing her, and
therefore I am sure will the sooner take notice of me.
[_Reads_.
_Clos_. What will you put on to night, Madam? You know you are to sup at
Sir _Timothy Treat-all’s_.
L. _Gal_. Time enough for that; prithee let’s take a turn in this
Balcony, this City-Garden, where we walk to take the fresh Air of the
Sea-coal Smoak. Did the Footman go back, as I ordered him, to see how
_Wilding_ and Sir _Charles_ parted?
_CIos_. He did, Madam, and nothing cou’d provoke Sir _Charles_ to fight
after your Ladyship’s strict Commands. Well, I’ll swear he’s the sweetest
natur’d Gentleman--has all the advantages of Nature and Fortune: I wonder
what Exception your Ladyship has to him.
L. _Gal_. Some small Exception to his whining Humour; but I think my
chiefest dislike is, because my Relations wish it a Match between us. It
is not hate to him, but natural contradiction. Hah, is not that _Wilding_
yonder? he’s reading of a Letter sure.
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