_Wild_. Honester! that is, he wou’d owe his good Fortune
to the Parson of the Parish;
And I would be oblig’d to you alone.
He wou’d have a Licence to boast he lies with you,
And I wou’d do’t with Modesty and Silence:
For Virtue’s but a Name kept free from Scandal,
Which the most base of Women best preserve,
Since Jilting and Hypocrisy cheat the World best.
--But we both love, and who shall blab the Secret?
[_In a soft Tone_.
L. _Gal_. Oh, why were all the Charms of speaking given
To that false Tongue that makes no better use of ‘em?
--I’ll hear no more of your inchanting Reasons.
_Wild_. You must.
L. _Gal_. I will not.
_Wild_. Indeed you must.
L. _Gal_. By all the Powers above--
_Wild_. By all the Powers of Love you’ll break your Oath,
Unless you swear this Night to let me see you.
L. _Gal_. This Night.
_Wild_. This very Night.
L. _Gal_. I’d die first--At what Hour?
[_First turns away, then sighs and looks on him_.
_Wild_. Oh, name it; and if I fail--
[_With Joy_.
L. _Gal_. I wou’d not for the World--
_Wild_. That I shou’d fail!
L. _Gal_. Not name the guilty Hour.
_Wild_. Then I through eager haste shall come too soon,
And do your Honour wrong.
L. _Gal_. My Honour! Oh, that Word!
_Wild_. Which the Devil was in me for naming. [_Aside_.
--At Twelve.
L. _Gal_. My Women and my Servants then are up.
_Wild_. At One, or Two.
L. _Gal_. So late! ‘twill be so quickly Day!
_Wild_. Ay, so it will;
That half our Business will be left unfinisht.
L. _Gal_. Hah, what do you mean? what Business?
_Wild_. A thousand tender things I have to say;
A thousand Vows of my eternal Love;
And now and then we’ll kiss and--
L. _Gal_. Be extremely honest.
_Wild_. As you can wish.
L. _Gal_. Rather as I command: for should he know my wish, I were undone.
[_Aside_.
_Wild_. The Sign--
L. _Gal_. Oh, press me not--yet you may come at Midnight under my
Chamber-Window.
[_Sir_ Char. _sees ‘em so close, comes to ‘em_.
Sir _Char_. Hold, Sir, hold! Whilst I am listning to the Relation of your
French Fortifications, Outworks, and Counterscarps, I perceive the Enemy
in my Quarters--My Lord, by your leave.
[_Puts him by, growing drunk_.
_Char_. Persuade me not; I burst with Jealousy.
[Wild. _turns, sees_ Clacket.
_Wild_. Death and the Devil, Clacket! then ‘tis _Charlot_, and I’m
discover’d to her.
_Char_. Say, are you not a false dissembling thing?
[_To_ Wild. _in anger_.
_Wild_. What, my little Northern Lass translated into English!
This ‘tis to practise Art in spite of Nature.
Alas, thy Vertue, Youth, and Innocence,
Were never made for Cunning,
I found ye out through all your forc’d disguise.
_Char_. Hah, did you know me then?
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