_Clos_. Pray, Sir _Charles_, let me go and give my Lady notice.
[_She enters and goes to_ Wild.
--For Heaven’s sake, Sir, withdraw, or my Lady’s Honour’s lost.
_Wild_. What will you have me do? [_To_ Galliard.
L. _Gal_. Be gone, or you will ruin me for ever.
[_In disorder_.
_Wild_. Nay, then I will obey.
L. _Gal_. Here, down the back-stairs--
As you have Honour, go and cherish mine.
[_Pulling him. He goes out_.
--He’s gone, and now nethinks the shivering Fit of
Honour is return’d.
_Enter Sir_ Charles, _rudely pushing_ Closet _aside with Sir_
Anthony.
_Sir. Char_. Deny’d an entrance! nay, then there is a
Rival in the Case, or so; and I’m resolv’d to discover the
Hellish Plot, d’ye see.
[_Just as he enters drunk at one Door_,
Wild. _returns at the other_.
L. _Gal_. Ha, _Wilding_ return’d! Shield me, ye Shades of Night.
[_Puts out the Candles, and goes to_ Wild.
_Wild_. The Back-Stairs Door is lockt.
L. _Gal_. Oh, I am lost! curse on this fatal Night!
Art thou resolv’d on my undoing every way.
_Clos_. Nay, now we’re by dark, let me alone to guide you. Sir.
[_To_ Wild.
Sir _Char_. What, what, all in darkness? Do you make
Love like Cats, by Star-light? [_Reeling about_.
L. _Gal_. Ah, he knows he’s here!--Oh, what a pain is Guilt!
[_Aside_.
_Wild_. I wou’d not be surpriz’d.
[_As_ Closet _takes him to lead him out, he takes out his
Sword, and by dark pushes by Sir_ Charles, _and almost
overthrows Sir_ Anth. _at which they both draw, whilst
he goes out with_ Closet.
Sir _Char_. Hah, Gad, ‘twas a Spark!--What, vanisht! hah--
Sir _Anth_. Nay, nay, Sir, I am for ye.
Sir _Char_. Are you so, Sir? and I am for the Widow, Sir, and--
[_Just as they are passing at each other_, Closet _enters
with a Candle_.
Hah, why, what have we here?--my nown Flesh and Blood?
[_Embracing his Uncle_.
Sir _Anth_. Cry mercy, Sir! Pray, how fell we out?
Sir _Char_. Out, Sir! Prithee where’s my Rival? where’s the Spark, the--
Gad, I took thee for an errant Rival: Where is he?
[_Searching about_.
L. _Gal_. Whom seek ye, Sir, a Man, and in my Lodgings?
[_Angrily_.
_Clos_. A Man! Merciful, what will this scandalous lying World come to?
Here’s no Man.
Sir _Char_. Away, I say, thou damn’d Domestick Intelligence, that comest
out every half hour with some fresh Sham--No Man!--What, ‘twas an
Appointment only, hum,--which I shall now make bold to unappoint, render
null, void, and of none effect. And if I find him here, [_Searches
about_.] I shall very civilly and accidentally, as it were, being in
perfect friendship with him--pray, mark that--run him through the Lungs.
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