_Fop_. Not yet! a plague of this damn’d Widow: The Devil ow’d him an
unlucky Cast, and has thrown it him to night.
_Enter_ Wild, _in Rapture and Joy_.
--Hah, dear _Tom_, art thou come?
_Wild_. I saw how at her length she lay! I saw her rising Bosom bare!
_Fop_. A Pox of her rising Bosom! My dear, let’s dress and about our
Business.
_Wild_. Her loose thin Robes, through which appear A Shape design’d for
Love and Play!
_Dres_. Sheart, Sir, is this a time for Rapture? ‘tis almost day.
_Wild_. Ah, _Frank_, such a dear Night!
_Dress_. A Pox of Nights, Sir, think of this and the Day to come: which I
perceive you were too well employ’d to remember.
_Wild_. The Day to come! Death, who cou’d be so dull in such dear Joys,
To think of Time to come, or ought beyond ‘em! And had I not been
interrupted by _Charles Meriwill_, who, getting drunk, had Courage enough
to venture on an untimely Visit, I’d had no more power of returning, than
committing Treason: But that conjugal Lover, who will needs be my
Cuckold, made me then give him way, that he might give it me another
time, and so unseen I got off. But come--my Disguise.
[_Dresses_.
_Dres_. All’s still and hush, as if Nature meant to favour our Design.
_Wild_. ‘Tis well: and hark ye, my Friends, I’ll prescribe ye no Bounds,
nor Moderation; for I have consider’d, if we modestly take nothing but
the Writings,’.will be easy to suspect the Thief.
_Fop_. Right; and since ‘tis for the securing our Necks, ‘tis lawful
Prize--Sirrah, leave the Portmantle here.
[_Exeunt as into the House_.
_After a small time, Enter_ Jervice _undres’d, crying out,
pursued by some of the Thieves_.
_Jer_. Murder, Murder! Thieves, Murder!
_Enter_ Wilding _with his Sword drawn_.
_Wild_. A plague upon his Throat; set a Gag in’s Mouth
and bind him, though he be my Uncle’s chief Pimp--so--
[_They bind and gag him_.
_Enter_ Dresswell, _and_ Laboir.
_Dres_. Well, we have bound all within hearing in their Beds, e’er they
cou’d alarm their Fellows by crying out.
_Wild_. ‘Tis well; come, follow me, like a kind Midnight-Ghost, I will
conduct ye to the rich buried Heaps--this Door leads to my Uncle’s
Apartment; I know each secret Nook conscious of Treasure.
[_All go in, leaving_ Jervice _bound on the Stage_.
_Enter_ Sensure _running half undressed, as from Sir_ Timothy’s
_Chamber, with his Velvet-Coat on her Shoulders_.
_Sen_. Help, help! Murder! Murder!
[Dres. Lab. _and others pursue her_.
_Dres_. What have we here, a Female bolted from Mr. Alderman’s Bed?
[Holding a Lanthorn to his Face.
_Sen_. Ah, mercy, Sir, alas, I am a Virgin.
_Dres_. A Virgin! Gad and that may be, for any great Miracles the old
Gentleman can do.
_Sen_. Do! alas, Sir, I am none of the Wicked.
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