_Gal_. Constancy! and wou’dst thou have me one of those dull Lovers, who
believe it their Duty to love a Woman ‘till her Hair and Eyes change
Colour, for fear of the scandalous Name of an Inconstant? No, my Passion,
like great Victors, hates the lazy stay; but having vanquisht, prepares
for new Conquests.
_Fil_. Which you gain as they do Towns by Fire, lose ‘em even in the
taking; thou wo’t grow penitent, and weary of these dangerous Follys.
_Gal_. But I am yet too young for both: Let old Age and Infirmity bring
Repentance,--there’s her feeble Province, and even then too we find no
plague like being deprived of dear Woman-kind.
_Fil_. I hate playing about a Flame that will consume me.
_Gal_. Away with your antiquated Notions, and let’s once hear sense from
thee: Examine but the whole World, _Harry_, and thou wilt find a
beautiful Woman the Desire of the noblest, and the Reward of the bravest.
_Fil_. And the common Prize of Coxcombs: Times are alter’d now, _Frank_;
why else shou’d the Virtuous be cornuted, the Coward be caress’d, the
Villain roll with six, and the Fool lie with her Ladyship?
_Gal_. Mere accident, Sir; and the kindness of Fortune: but a pretty
witty young Creature, such as this _Silvianetta_ and _Euphemia_, is
certainly the greatest Blessing this wicked World can afford us.
_Fil_. I believe the lawful enjoyment of such a Woman, and honest too,
wou’d be a Blessing.
_Gal_. Lawful Enjoyment! Prithee what’s lawful Enjoyment, but to enjoy
’.m according to the generous indulgent Law of Nature; enjoy ‘em as we do
Meat, Drink, Air, and Light, and all the rest of her common Blessings?--
Therefore prithee, dear Knight, let me govern thee but for a Day, and I
will shew thee such a _Signiora_, such a Beauty, another manner of piece
than your so admired _Viterboan, Donna Marcella_, of whom you boast so
much.
_Fil_. And yet this rare piece is but a Curtezan, in coarse plain
_English_ a very Whore,--who filthily exposes all her Beauties to him can
give her most, not love her best.
_Gal_. Why, faith, to thy comfort be it spoken, she does distribute her
Charms at that easy rate.
_Fil_. Oh, the vast distance between an innocent Passion, and a poor
faithless Lust!
_Gal_. Innocent Passion at _Rome_! Oh, ‘tis not to be nam’d but in some
Northern Climate: to be an Anchoret here, is to be an Epicure in
_Greenland_; impossibilities, _Harry_. Sure thou hast been advising with
Sir _Signal Buffoon’s_ Governour, that formal piece of Nonsense and
Hypocrisy.
_Fil_. No, faith, I brought the humour along with me to _Rome_; and for
your Governour I have not seen him yet, though he lodge in this same
House with us, and you promis’d to bring me acquainted with him long
since.
_Gal_. I’ll do’t this very minute.
_Fil_. No, I’m oblig’d not to engage my self this Evening, because I
expect the arrival of Count _Julio_, whose last Letters assured me it
would be to night.
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