_Gal_. No Curtezan! hast thou deceiv’d me then?
Tell me, thou wicked honest cozening Beauty,
Why didst thou draw me in, with such a fair Pretence,
Why such a tempting Preface to invite,
And the whole Piece so useless and unedifying?
--Heavens! not a Curtezan!
Why from thy Window didst thou take my Vows,
And make such kind Returns? Oh, damn your Quality:
What honest Whore but wou’d have scorn’d thy Cunning?
_Cor_. I make ye kind Returns?
_Gal_. Persuade me out of that too; ‘twill be like ye.
_Cor_. By all my Wishes I never held Discourse with you--but this
Evening, since I first saw your Face.
_Gal_. Oh, the Impudence of Honesty and Quality in Woman!
A plague upon ‘em both, they have undone me!
Bear witness, oh thou gentle Queen of Night,
Goddess of Shades, ador’d by Lovers most;
How oft under thy Covert she has damn’d her self,
With feigned Love to me! [_In Passion_.
_Cor_. Heavens! this is Impudence: that Power I call to witness too, how
damnably thou injur’st me. [_Angry_.
_Gal_. You never from your Window talk’d of Love to me?
_Cor_. Never.
_Gal_. So, nor you’re no Curtezan?
_Cor_. No, by my Life.
_Gal_. So, nor do intend to be, by all that’s good?
_Cor_. By all that’s good, never.
_Gal_. So, and you are real honest, and of Quality?
_Cor_. Or may I still be wretched.
_Gal_. So, then farewel Honesty and Quality--’Sdeath, what a Night, what
Hopes, and what a Mistress, have I all lost for Honesty and Quality!
[_Offers to go_.
_Cor_. Stay.--
_Gal_. I will be rack’d first, let go thy hold!
[_In fury_.
--Unless thou wou’dst repent.--
[_In a soft tone_.
_Cor_. I cannot of my fixt Resolves for Virtue!
--But if you could but--love me--honourably--
For I assum’d this Habit and this Dress--
_Gal_. To cheat me of my Heart the readiest way: And now, like gaming
Rooks, unwilling to give o’er till you have hook’d in my last stake, my
Body too, you cozen me with Honesty.--Oh, damn the Dice--I’ll have no
more on’t, I, the Game’s too deep for me, unless you play’d upon the
square, or I could cheat like you.--
Farewel, Quality--
[_Goes out_.
_Cor_. He’s gone; _Philippa_, run and fetch him back; I have but this
short Night allow’d for Liberty; Perhaps to morrow I may be a Slave.
[_Ex_. Phil.
--Now o’ my Conscience there never came good of this troublesome Virtue--
hang’t, I was too serious; but a Devil on’t, he looks so charmingly--and
was so very pressing, I durst trust my gay Humour and good Nature no
farther.
[_She walks about, Sir_ Signal _peeps and then comes out_.
Sir _Sig_. He’s gone!--so, ha, ha, ha. As I hope to breathe, Madam, you
have nost neatly dispatcht him; poor fool--to compare his Wit and his
Person to mine.--
_Cor_. Hah, the Coxcomb here still.--
Sir _Sig_. Well, this Countenance of mine never fail’d me yet.
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