_Gay_. Ay,--but what shou’d I do with Money in these damn’d Breeches?
--No, put it up--I can’t appear abroad thus--no, I’ll stay at home, and
lose my business.
_Land_. Why, is there no way to redeem one of your Suits?
_Gay_. None--none--I’ll e’en lay me down and die.
_Land_. Die--marry, Heavens forbid--I would not for the World--let me
see--hum--what does it lie for?
_Gay_. Alas! dear Landlady, a Sum--a Sum.
_Land_. Well, say no more, I’ll lay about me.
_Gay_. By this kiss but you shall not--_Assafetida_, by this Light.
_Land_. Shall not? that’s a good one, i’faith: shall you rule, or I?
_Gay_. But shou’d your Husband know it?--
_Land_. Husband--marry come up, Husbands know Wives secrets? No, sure,
the World’s not so bad yet--where do your things lie? and for what?
_Gay_. Five Pounds equips me--_Rag_ can conduct you--but I say you shall
not go, I’ve sworn.
_Land_. Meddle with your matters--let me see, the Caudle Cup that
_Molly’s_ Grandmother left her, will pawn for about that sum--I’ll sneak
it out--well, Sir, you shall have your things presently--trouble not
your head, but expect me.
[_Ex_. Landlady _and_ Rag.
_Gay_. Was ever man put to such beastly shifts? ‘Sdeath, how she stunk--
my senses are most luxuriously regal’d--there’s my perpetual Musick too--
[_Knocking of Hammers on a Anvil_.
The ringing of Bells is an Ass to’t.
_Enter_ Rag.
_Rag_. Sir, there’s one in a Coach below wou’d speak to you.
_Gay_. With me, and in a Coach! who can it be?
_Rag_. The Devil, I think, for he has a strange Countenance.
_Gay_. The Devil! shew your self a Rascal of Parts, Sirrah, and wait on
him up with Ceremony.
_Rag_. Who, the Devil, Sir?
_Gay_. Ay, the Devil, Sir, if you mean to thrive.
[_Exit_ Rag.
Who can this be--but see he comes to inform me--withdraw.
_Enter_ Bredwel _drest like a Devil_.
_Bred_. I come to bring you this--
[_Gives him a Letter_.
Gayman _reads_.
_Receive what Love and Fortune present you with, be grateful
and be silent, or ‘twill vanish like a dream, and leave you
more wretched that it found You_.
Adieu.
--Hah--
[Gives him a bag of Money.
_Bred_. Nay, view it, Sir, ‘tis all substantial Gold.
_Gay_. Now dare not I ask one civil question for fear it vanish all--
[_Aside_.
But I may ask, how ‘tis I ought to pay for this great Bounty.
_Bred_. Sir, all the Pay is Secrecy--
_Gay_. And is this all that is required, Sir?
_Bred_. No, you’re invited to the Shades below.
_Gay_. Hum, Shades below!--I am not prepared for such a Journey, Sir.
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