_Bea_. The World’s well amended with him, Captain, since I lost my Money
to him and you at the _George_ in _White-Fryers_.
_Noi_. Ay, poor Fellow--he’s sometimes up, and sometimes down, as the
Dice favour him--
_Bea_. Faith, and that’s pity; but how came he so fine o’th’ sudden?
’.was but last week he borrowed eighteen pence of me on his Waste-Belt
to pay his Dinner in an Ordinary.
_Bel_. Were you so cruel, Sir, to take it?
_Noi_. We are not all one Man’s Children; faith, Sir, we are here to
Day, and gone to Morrow--
Sir _Cau_. I say ‘twas done like a wise Man, Sir; but under favour,
Gentlemen, this _Wasteall_ is a Rascal--
_Noi_. A very Rascal, Sir, and a most dangerous Fellow--he cullies in
your Prentices and Cashiers to play--which ruins so many o’th’ young
Fry i’th’ City--
Sir _Cau_. Hum--does he so--d’ye hear that, _Edward_?
_Noi_. Then he keeps a private Press, and prints your _Amsterdam_ and
_Leyden_ Libels.
Sir _Cau_. Ay, and makes ‘em too, I’ll warrant him; a dangerous Fellow--
_Noi_. Sometimes he begs for a lame Soldier with a wooden Leg.
_Bea_. Sometimes as a blind Man, sells Switches in _New-Market_ Road.
_Noi_. At other times he runs the Country like a Gipsey--tells Fortunes
and robs Hedges, when he’s out of Linen.
Sir _Cau_. Tells Fortunes too!--nay, I thought he dealt with the Devil
--Well, Gentlemen, you are all wide o’ this Matter--for to tell you
the Truth--he deals with the Devil, Gentlemen
--otherwise he could never have redeem’d his Land. [Aside.
_Bel_. How, Sir, the Devil!
Sir _Cau_. I say the Devil; Heaven bless every wise Man from the Devil.
_Bea_. The Devil, sha! there’s no such Animal in Nature; I rather think
he pads.
_Noi_. Oh, Sir, he has not Courage for that--but he’s an admirable
Fellow at your Lock.
Sir _Cau_. Lock! My Study-Lock was pickt--I begin to suspect him--
_Bea_. I saw him once open a Lock with the Bone of a Breast of Mutton,
and break an Iron Bar asunder with the Eye of a Needle.
Sir _Cau_. Prodigious!--well, I say the Devil still.
_Enter Sir_ Feeble.
Sir _Feeb_. Who’s this talks of the Devil?--a Pox of the Devil, I say,
this last night’s Devil has so haunted me--
Sir _Cau_. Why, have you seen it since, Brother?
Sir _Feeb_. In Imagination, Sir.
_Bel_. How, Sir, a Devil?
Sir _Feeb_. Ay, or a Ghost.
_Bel_. Where, good Sir?
_Bea_. Ay, where? I’d travel a hundred Mile to see a Ghost--
_Bel_. Sure, Sir, ‘twas Fancy.
Sir _Feeb_. If ‘twere a Fancy, ‘twas a strong one; and Ghosts and Fancy
are all one if they can deceive. I tell you--if ever I thought in my
Life--I thought I saw a Ghost--Ay, and a damnable impudent Ghost too; he
said he was a--a Fellow here--they call _Bellmour_.
_Bel_. How, Sir!
_Bea_. Well, I wou’d give the world to see the Devil, provided he were a
civil affable Devil, such an one as _Wasteall’s_ Acquaintance is--
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