I’ll to the Gipsy, though I venture banging,
To be undeceiv’d, ‘tis hardly worth the hanging.
[_Exeunt_.
SCENE III. _The Chamber of_ Bellemante.
_Enter_ Scaramouch _groping_.
_Scar_. So, I have got rid of my Rival, and shall here get an
Opportunity to speak with _Mopsophil_; for hither she must come anon,
to lay the young Lady’s Night-things in order; I’ll hide my self in
some Corner till she come.
[_Goes on to the further side of the Stage_.
_Enter_ Harlequin _groping_.
_Har_. So, I made my Rival believe I was gone, and hid my self till I
got this Opportunity to steal to _Mopsophil’s_ Apartment, which must be
hereabouts; for from these Windows she us’d to entertain my Love.
[_Advances_.
_Scar_. Ha, I hear a soft Tread,--if it were _Mopsophil’s_, she wou’d
not come by dark.
[Harlequin _advancing runs against a Table, and almost
strikes himself backwards_.
_Har_. What was that?--a Table, there I may obscure my self.
[_Groping for the Table_.
What a Devil, is it vanish’d?
_Scar_. Devil,--vanish’d! What can this mean? ‘Tis a Man’s Voice.--If it
should be my Master the Doctor now, I were a dead Man;--he can’t see me;
and I’ll put my self into such a Posture, that if he feel me, he shall
as soon take me for a Church Spout as a Man.
[_He puts himself into a Posture ridiculous, his Arms a-kimbo,
his Knees wide open, his Backside almost touching the Ground,
his Mouth stretched wide, and Eyes staring_. Har. _groping
thrusts his Hand into his Mouth, he bites him, the other dares
not cry out_.
_Har_. Ha, what’s this? all Mouth, with twenty rows of Teeth.--Now dare
not I cry out, lest the Doctor shou’d come, find me here, and kill
me--I’ll try if it be mortal.
[_Making damnable Faces and signs of Pain, he draws a Dagger_. Scar.
_feels the Point of it, and shrinks back, letting go his Hand_.
_Scar_. Who the Devil can this be? I felt a Poniard, and am glad I sav’d
my Skin from pinking. [_Steals out_.
[Harlequin _groping about, finds the Table, on which
there is a Carpet, and creeps under it, listening_.
_Enter_ Bellemante, _with a Candle in one Hand,
and a Book in the other_.
_Bell_. I am in a _Belle_ Humor for Poetry to-night;
I’ll make some Boremes on Love. [_She writes and studies_.
_Out of a great Curiosity,--A Shepherd did demand of me_.--
No, no,--_A Shepherd this implor’d of me_.
[_Scratches out, and writes a-new_.
Ay, ay, so it shall go.--_Tell me, said he, can you resign?--
Resign_, ay, what shall rhyme to _Resign?--Tell me, said he_.--
[_She lays down the Tablets, and walks about_.
[Harlequin _peeps from under the Table, takes the Book,
writes in it, and lays it up before she can turn_.
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