_Fran_. A Nobleman, marry come up, your Father, Huswife, meaning my
self, was a Leather-seller at first, till, growing rich, I set up for a
Merchant, and left that mechanick Trade; and since turned Gentleman; and
Heav’n blest my Endeavours so as I have an Estate for a _Spanish_
Grandee; and, are you so proud, forsooth, that a Merchant won’t down
with you, but you must be gaping after a Cap and Feather, a Silver Sword
with a more dreadful Ribbon at the hilt?--Come, come, I fear me,
Huswise, you are one that puff’s her up with Pride thus;--but lay thy
hand upon thy Conscience now.-- [_To Jacinta_.
_Jac_. Who, I, Sir? No, no, I am for marrying her out of hand to any
reasonable Husband, except a Merchant; for Maids will long, and that’s
_Probatum est_ against the prevailing distemper of Longing. Hitherto I
dare answer for her, but Batteries will be made, and I dare not be
always responsible for frail Mortality.
_Fran_. Well, I have provided her one that I like, but if she be so
squeamish, let her fast, with a Murrain to her.
_Isa_. Dear Father.
_Fran_. Dear me no Dears: wou’d your old Mother were alive, she wou’d
have strapt your Just-au-corps, for puleing after Cavaliers and
Nobleman, i’faith, that wou’d she; a Citizen’s Daughter, and would be a
_Madona_--in good time.
_Isa. Why, Father, the Gentry and Nobility now-a-days frequently marry
Citizens Daughters.
_Fran_. Come, come, Mistress, I got by the City, and I love and honour
the City; I confess ‘tis the Fashion now-a-days, if a Citizen get but a
little Money, one goes to building Houses, and brick Walls; another must
buy an Office for his Son, a third hoists up his Daughter’s Topsail, and
flaunts it away, much above her breeding; and these things make so many
break, and cause the decay of Trading: but I am for the honest _Dutch_
way of breeding their Children, according to their Fathers Calling.
_Isa_. That’s very hard, because you are a laborious, ill-bred
Tradesman, I must be bound to be a mean Citizen’s Wife.
_Fran_. Why, what are you better than I, forsooth, that you must be a
Lady, and have your Petticoats lac’d four Stories high; wear your false
Towers, and cool your self with your _Spanish_ Fan? Come, come, Baggage,
wear me your best Clothes a Sunday, and brush ‘em up a Monday Mornings,
and follow your Needle all the Week after; that was your good old
Mother’s way, and your Grandmother’s before her; and as for the Husband,
take no care about it, I have designed it _Antonio_, and _Antonio_ you
are like to wed, or beat the hoof, Gentlewoman, or turn poor _Clare_,
and die a begging Nun, and there’s an end on’t--see where he
comes--I’ll leave you to ponder upon the business.
[_Exit_.]
_Enter_ Antonio. Isabella _weeps_.
_Ant_. What, in Tears, _Isabella?_ what is’t can force that tribute from
your Eyes?
_Isa_. A Trifle, hardly worth the naming, your self.--
_Ant_. Do I? pray, for what Sin of mine must your fair Eyes be punish’d?
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