_Fran_. Only the Cuckold of the house, that’s all;--my name, Sir, is
_Francisco_; but you, perhaps, are better acquainted with my Wife.
_Car_. _Francisco_, let me embrace you, my noble Brother, and chide you,
that you wou’d not visit me.
[_Going to embrace him, he flies off_.
_Fran_. And bring my Wife along with me.
_Car_. Both had been welcome--and all I have, you shou’d command.
_Fran_. For my Wife’s sake--what if I shou’d pistol him now;--and I am
damnably provok’d to’t, had I but Courage to shoot off one. [_Aside_.
_Car_. Methinks you make not so kind returns as my Friendship to you,
and the Alliance shall be between us, deserves.
_Fran_. I am something ill-bred, I confess, Sir;--’tis dark, and if I
shou’d do’t no body wou’d know ‘twas I. [_Aside_.
_Car_. I fear there’s some Misunderstanding between us, pray let us go
in a while, I’ll talk you from your error.
[_Offers to go, he gets between him and the door_.
_Fran_. Between us, Sir! oh Lord, not in the least, Sir, I love and
honour you so heartily--I’d be content to give you to the Devil, but the
noise of the Pistol wou’d discover the business. [_Aside_.
_Car_. Come, let’s in, and talk a while.
_Fran_. I’m sorry I cannot do’t, Sir, we are something incommoded being
not at our own house.
_Car_. Brother, I am afraid you are a little inclined to be jealous,
that will destroy all Friendship.--
_Fran_. So, how finely the Devil begins to insinuate!
_Car_. That makes a Hell of the Heav’n of Love, and those very Pains you
fear, are less tormenting than that Fear; what say you, Brother, is’t
not so with you?
_Fran_. I find you wou’d have me turn a Husband of the Mode, a fine
convenient Tool, one of the modern Humour, a civil Person, that
understands Reason, or so; and I doubt not but you wou’d be as modish
a Gallant.
_Car_. Ha, ha, ha.
_Fran_. What, do you laugh, Sir?
_Car_. Who can chuse, to hear your Suspicions, your needless Fears.
Come, come, trust your Wife’s Discretion, and Modesty--and I doubt not
but you will find your self--
_Fran_. In the Road to Heaven, whither they say all Cuckolds go--I thank
you for your advice; I perceive you wou’d willingly help me onwards of
my Journey.
_Car_. I’m glad I know you, Sir,--farewel to you--
[_Goes out_.
_Fran_. No matter for that, so you know not my Wife--and so farewel to
you, Sir, and, the Devil take all Cuckoldmakers.
[_Exit_.
SCENE III. _The inside of the House_.
_Enter_ Clara, Julia, Antonio, Jacinta _running to ‘em_.
_Jac_. He has seen Don _Carlos_, and they have been in great discourse
together, I cou’d not hear one word, but you’ll have it at both ears
anon, I’ll warrant you. Ha, he’s coming.
_Enter_ Francisco.
_Cla_. Heavens, he must not see you here. [_To_ Ant.
_Jac_. Here, step into _Clara’s_ Bed-chamber. [_He goes in_.
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