_Fran_. O gracious Wife, leave me not in despair; [_Kneels to her and
holds her_.] I’m not mad, no, nor no more bewitcht than I have been
these forty years; ‘tis you’re bewitcht to refuse so handsom, so young,
and so--a Pox on him, she’ll ne’er relish me again after him. [_Aside_.
_Jul_. Since you’ve lost your Honour with your wits, I’ll try what mine
will do.
_Enter_ Carlos, Turks.
_Fran_. Oh, I am lost, I’m lost--dear Wife,--most mighty Sir, I’ve
brought her finely to’t--do not make me lose my credit with his
_Mahometan_ Grace,--my Wife has a monstrous Affection for your Honour,
but she’s something bashful; but when alone your Magnanimousness will
find her a swinger.
_Car_. Fair Creature--
_Jul_. Do you believe my Husband, Sir? he’s mad.
_Car_. Dog. [_Offers to kill him_.
_Fran_. Hold, mighty Emperor; as I hope to be saved, ‘tis but a copy of
her Countenance--inhuman Wife--lead her to your Apartment, Sir!
barbarous honest Woman,--to your Chamber, Sir,--wou’d I had married thee
an errant Strumpet; nay, to your Royal Bed, Sir, I’ll warrant you she
gives you taunt for taunt: try her, Sir, try her. [_Puts ‘em out_.
_Jac_. Hark you, Sir, are you possest, or is it real reformation in you?
what mov’d this kind fit?
_Fran_. E’en Love to sweet Life; and I shall think my self ever obliged
to my dear Wife, for this kind Reprieve;--had she been cruel, I had
been strangled, or hung in the Air like our Prophet’s Tomb.
_Enter First_ Turk.
_Turk_. Sir, boast the honour of the News I bring you.
_Fran_. Oh, my Head! how my Brows twinge.
_Turk_. The mighty _Sultan_, to do you honour, has set your Daughter and
her Lover free, ransomless;--and this day gives ‘em liberty to solemnize
the Nuptials in the Court;--but Christian Ceremonies must be private;
but you’re to be admitted, and I’ll conduct you to ‘em.
_Fran_. Some Comfort, I shall be Father to a Viscount, and for the
rest--Patience--
_All Nations Cuckolds breed, but I deny
They had such need of Cuckolding as I_.
[_Goes out with the_ Turk.
_Enter_ Antonio, _and_ Clara _to_ Jacinta.
_Jac_. Madam, the rarest sport--Ha, ha, ha.
_Ant_. You need not tell us, we have been witness to all. But to our own
Affairs, my dearest _Clara_, Let us not lose this blessed opportunity,
Which Art nor Industry can give again if this be idly lost.
_Cla_. Nay, hang me if it be my fault, _Antonio_: Charge it to the
number of your own Sins; it shall not lie at my door.
_Ant_. ‘Tis generously said, and take notice, my little dear Virago,
_Guzman_ has a Priest ready to tie you to your word.
_Cla_. As fast as you please; hang her that fears the conjuring knot for
me: But what will our Fathers say--mine who expects me to be the
Governor’s Lady; and yours, who designs _Isabella_ for a Daughter-in-Law?
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