_Down._ We are sensible, Gentlemen, that our Fortunes, our Honours, and
our Lives are at stake; and therefore you are call’d together to consult
what’s to be done in this Grand Affair, till our Governour and Forces
arrive from _England_: the Truce he made with the _Indians_ will be out
to morrow.
_Whiff._ Ay, and then he intends to have another bout with the
_Indians_. Let’s have patience, I say, till he has thrumb’d their
Jackets, and then to work with your Politicks as soon as you please.
_Down._ Colonel _Wellman_ has answer’d that point, good Captain _Whiff_;
’.is the Event of this Battel we ought to dread; and if won or lost,
will be equally fatal for us, either from the _Indians_ or from _Bacon_.
_Dun._ With the Permission of the honourable Board, I think I have hit
upon an Expedient that may prevent this Battel: your Honours shall write
a Letter to _Bacon_, where you shall acknowledge his Services, invite
him kindly home, and offer him a Commission for General--
_Whiff._ Just my _Nancy’s_ Counsel--Dr. _Dunce_ has spoken like a
Cherubin, he shall have my Voice for General; what say you, Brother
_Whimsey_?
_Down._ I say he is a Noble Fellow, and fit for a General.
_Dun._ But conceive me right, Gentlemen; as soon as he shall have
render’d himself, seize him, and strike off his Head at the Fort.
_Whiff._ Hum! his Head--Brother.
_Whim._ Ay, ay, Dr. _Dunce_ speaks like a Cherubin.
_Well._ Mr. _Dunce_, your Counsel in extremity, I confess, is not amiss;
but I should be loth to deal dishonourably with any Man.
_Down._ His Crimes deserve Death, his Life is forfeited by Law, but
shall never be taken by my consent by Treachery: If by any Stratagem we
could take him alive, and either send him for _England_ to receive there
his Punishment, or keep him Prisoner here till the Governour arrive,
I should agree to it; but I question his coming in upon our Invitation.
_Dun._ Leave that to me.
_Whim._ Come, I’ll warrant him, the Rogue’s as stout as _Hector_, he
fears neither Heaven nor Hell.
_Down._ He’s too brave and bold to refuse our Summons, and I am for
sending him for _England_, and leaving him to the King’s Mercy.
_Dun._ In that you’ll find more difficulty, Sir; to take him off here
will be more quick and sudden: for the People worship him.
_Well._ I’ll never yield to so ungenerous an Expedient. The seizing him
I am content in the Extremity wherein we are to follow. What say you,
Colonel _Downright_? shall we send him a Letter now, while this two days
Truce lasts, between him and the _Indians_?
_Down._ I approve it.
_All._ And I, and I, and I.
_Dun._ If your Honours please to make me the Messenger, I’ll use some
Arguments of my own to prevail with him.
_Well._ You say well, Mr. _Dunce_, and we’ll dispatch you presently.
[Ex. _Well._ _Down._ and all but _Whim._ _Whiff._ and _Dunce_.
_Whiff._ Ah, Doctor, if you could but have persuaded Colonel _Wellman_
and Colonel _Downright_ to have hanged him--
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