_Tim._ Why, Mr. Parson, I have a scruple of Conscience upon me, I am
considering whether it be lawful to kill, though it be in War; I have a
great aversion to’t, and hope it proceeds from Religion.
_Whiff._ I remember the Fit took you just so when the _Dutch_ besieged
us, for you cou’d not then be persuaded to strike a stroke.
_Tim._ Ay, that was because they were Protestants as we are; but, Gads
zoors, had they been _Dutch_ Papists I had maul’d them: but Conscience--
_Whim._ I have been a Justice of Peace this six Years, and never had a
Conscience in my Life.
_Tim._ Nor I neither, but in this damn’d thing of fighting.
_Dun._ Gentlemen, I am commanded to read the Declaration of the
honourable Council to you.
[To the Soldiers.
_All._ Hum, hum, hum--
_Booz._ Silence--silence-- [_Dunce_ reads.
_Dun._ By an order of Council, dated _May_ the 10th, 1670. To all
Gentlemen Soldiers, Merchants, Planters, and whom else it may concern.
Whereas _Bacon_, contrary to Law and Equity, has, to satisfy his own
Ambition, taken up Arms with a pretence to fight the _Indians_, but
indeed to molest and enslave the whole Colony, and to take away their
Liberties and Properties; this is to declare, that whoever shall bring
this Traitor dead or alive to the Council, shall have three hundred
pounds Reward. And so God save the King.
_All._ A Council, a Council! Hah-- [Hollow.
Enter a _Soldier_ hastily.
_Sold._ Stand to your Arms, Gentlemen, stand to your Arms, _Bacon_ is
marching this way.
_Dun._ Hah--what Numbers has he?
_Sold._ About a hundred Horse, in his march he has surpriz’d Colonel
_Downright_, and taken him Prisoner.
_All._ Let’s fall on _Bacon_--let’s fall on _Bacon_, hay. [Hollow.
_Booz._ We’ll hear him speak first--and see what he can say for himself.
_All._ Ay, ay, we’ll hear _Bacon_ speak. [_Dunce_ pleads with them.
_Tim._ Well, Major, I have found a Stratagem shall make us Four the
greatest Men in the Colony, we’ll surrender our selves to _Bacon_, and
say we disbanded on purpose.
_Dull._ Good--
_Whiff._ Why, I had no other design in the World in refusing to fight.
_Whim._ Nor I, d’ye think I wou’d have excus’d it with the fear of
disordering my Cravat-String else.
_Dun._ Why, Gentlemen, he designs to fire _James_ Town, murder you all,
and then lie with your Wives; and will you slip this opportunity of
seizing him?
_Booz._ Here’s a termagant Rogue, Neighbours--we’ll hang the Dog.
_All._ Ay, ay, hang _Bacon_, hang _Bacon_.
Enter _Bacon_ and _Fearless_, some Soldiers leading in _Downright_
bound; _Bacon_ stands and stares a while on the Regiments, who are
silent all.
_Bac._ Well, Gentlemen, in order to your fine Declaration, you see I
come to render my self.
_Dun._ How came he to know of our Declaration?
_Whiff._ Rogues, Rogues among our selves, that inform.
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