Poor _Damon_! Art thou caught? Is’t e’vn so?
Art thou become a [1]_Tabernacler_ too?
Where sure thou dost not mean to Preach or Pray,
Unless it be the clean contrary way:
This holy[2] time I little thought thy sin
Deserv’d a _Tub_ to do its Pennance in.
O how you’ll for th’ _Egyptian Flesh-pots_ wish,
When you’r half-famish’d with your Lenten-dish,
Your _Almonds_, _Currans_, _Biskets_ hard and dry,
Food that will Soul and Body mortifie:
Damn’d Penetential Drink, that will infuse
Dull Principles into thy Grateful Muse.
--Pox on’t that you must needs be fooling now,
Just when the Wits had greatest[3] need of you.
Was Summer then so long a coming on,
That you must make an Artificial one?
Much good may’t do thee; but ‘tis thought thy Brain
E’er long will wish for cooler Days again.
For Honesty no more will I engage:
I durst have sworn thou’dst had thy Pusillage.
Thy Looks the whole Cabal have cheated too;
But thou wilt say, most of the Wits do so.
Is this thy writing[4] Plays? who thought thy Wit
An Interlude of Whoring would admit?
To Poetry no more thou’lt be inclin’d,
Unless in Verse to damn all Womankind:
And ‘tis but Just thou shouldst in Rancor grow
Against that Sex that has Confin’d thee so.
All things in Nature now are Brisk and Gay
At the Approaches of the _Blooming May_:
The new-fletch’d Birds do in our Arbors sing
A Thousand Airs to welcome in the Spring;
Whilst ev’ry Swain is like a Bridegroom drest,
And ev’ry Nymph as going to a Feast:
The Meadows now their flowry Garments wear,
And ev’ry Grove does in its Pride appear:
Whilst thou poor _Damon_ in close Rooms are pent,
Where hardly thy own Breath can find a vent.
Yet that too is a Heaven, compar’d to th’ Task
Of Codling every Morning in a Cask.
Now I could curse this Female, but I know,
She needs it not, that thus cou’d handle you.
Besides, that Vengeance does to thee belong.
And ‘twere Injustice to disarm thy Tongue.
Curse then, dear Swain, that all the Youth may hear,
And from thy dire Mishap be taught to fear.
Curse till thou hast undone the Race, and all
That did contribute to thy Spring and Fall.
[1] _So he called a Sweating-Tub._
[2] _Lent._
[3] _I wanted a Prologue to a Play._
[4] _He pretended to Retire to Write._
_The Reflection_: A Song.
I.
Poor Lost _Serena_, to Bemoan
The Rigor of her Fate,
High’d to a Rivers-side alone,
Upon whose Brinks she sat.
Her Eyes, as if they would have spar’d,
The Language of her Tongue,
In Silent Tears a while declar’d
The Sense of all her wrong.
II.
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