The Works of Charles and Mary Lamb — Volume 4: Poems and PlaysLamb, Charles
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The Works of Charles and Mary Lamb — Volume 4: Poems and Plays
Lamb, Charles
English drama; English poetry
CUTLET
(_Throwing down the book._) Why was I bred to this detestable business?
Was it not plain, that this trembling sensibility, which has marked my
character from earliest infancy, must for ever disqualify me for a
profession which--what do ye want? what do ye buy? O, it is only
somebody going past. I thought it had been a customer.--Why was not I
bred a glover, like my cousin Langston? to see him poke his two little
sticks into a delicate pair of real Woodstock--"A very little stretching
ma'am, and they will fit exactly"--Or a haberdasher, like my next-door
neighbour--"not a better bit of lace in all town, my lady--Mrs.
Breakstock took the last of it last Friday, all but this bit, which I
can afford to let your ladyship have a bargain--reach down that drawer
on your left hand, Miss Fisher."
(_Enter in haste, Davenport, Marian, and Lucy._)
LUCY
This is the house I saw a bill up at, ma'am; and a droll creature the
landlord is.
DAVENPORT
We have no time for nicety.
CUTLET
What do ye want? what do ye buy? O, it is only you, Mrs. Lucy.
_Lucy whispers Cutlet._
CUTLET
I have a set of apartments at the end of my garden. They are quite
detached from the shop. A single lady at present occupies the ground
floor.
MARIAN
Aye, aye, any where.
DAVENPORT
In, in.--
CUTLET
Pretty lamb,--she seems agitated. _Davenport and Marian go in with
Cutlet._
LUCY
I am mistaken if my young lady does not find an agreeable companion in
these apartments. Almost a namesake. Only the difference of Flyn, and
Flint. I have some errands to do, or I would stop and have some fun with
this droll butcher. _Cutlet returns._
CUTLET
Why, how odd this is! _Your_ young lady knows _my_ young lady. They are
as thick as flies.
LUCY
You may thank me for your new lodger, Mr. Cutlet.--But bless me, you do
not look well?
CUTLET
To tell you the truth, I am rather heavy about the eyes. Want of sleep,
I believe.
LUCY
Late hours, perhaps. Raking last night.
CUTLET
No, that is not it, Mrs. Lucy. My repose was disturbed by a very
different cause from what you may imagine. It proceeded from too much
thinking.
LUCY
The deuce it did! and what, if I may be so bold, might be the subject of
your Night Thoughts?
CUTLET
The distresses of my fellow creatures. I never lay my head down on my
pillow, but I fall a thinking, how many at this very instant are
perishing. Some with cold--
LUCY
What, in the midst of summer?
CUTLET
Aye. Not here, but in countries abroad, where the climate is different
from ours. Our summers are their winters, and _vice versâ_, you know.
Some with cold--
LUCY
What a canting rogue it is! I should like to trump up some fine story to
plague him. [_Aside._]
CUTLET
Others with hunger--some a prey to the rage of wild beasts--
LUCY
He has got this by rote, out of some book.
CUTLET
Some drowning, crossing crazy bridges in the dark--some by the violence
of the devouring flame--
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