[455] Dyce has carefully recorded the readings of a MS. copy (_Harl. MS._ 1836) of the present epigrams. As in most cases the variations are unimportant, I have not thought it necessary to reproduce Dyce's elaborate collation. Where the MS. readings are distinctly preferable I have adopted them; but in such cases I have been careful to record the readings of the printed copies. [456] So Dyce.--Old eds. "loue and praise thee;" MS. "Seeme to love thee." [457] So Isham copy and MS. Ed. A "approve." [458] Censuring. Dyce compares the Induction to the _Knight of the Burning Pestle_:-- "Fly far from hence All _private taxes_." [459] So MS.--Old eds. "does." [460] MS. "Which carrieth under a peculiar name." OF A GULL. II. Oft in my laughing rhymes I name a gull; But this new term will many questions breed; Therefore at first I will express at full, Who is a true and perfect gull indeed. A gull is he who fears a velvet gown, And, when a wench is brave, dares not speak to her; A gull is he which traverseth the town, And is for marriage known a common wooer; A gull is he which, while he proudly wears A silver-hilted rapier by his side, 10 Endures the lie[461] and knocks about the ears, Whilst in his sheath his sleeping sword doth bide; A gull is he which wears good handsome clothes, And stands in presence stroking up his hair, And fills up his unperfect speech with oaths, But speaks not one wise word throughout the year: But, to define a gull in terms precise,-- A gull is he which seems and is not wise.[462] FOOTNOTES: [461] So MS.--Old eds. "lies." [462] "To this epigram there is an evident allusion in the following one 'TO CANDIDUS. Friend Candidus, thou often doost demaund What humours men by gulling understand. Our English Martiall hath full pleasantly In his close nips describde a gull to thee: I'le follow him, and set downe my conceit What a gull is--oh, word of much receit! He is a gull whose indiscretion Cracks his purse-strings to be in fashion; He is a gull who is long in taking roote In barraine soyle where can be but small fruite; He is a gull who runnes himselfe in debt For twelue dayes' wonder, hoping so to get; He is a gull whose conscience is a block, Not to take interest, but wastes his stock; He is a gull who cannot haue a whore, But brags how much he spends upon her score; He is a gull that for commoditie Payes tenne times ten, and sells the same for three; He is a gull who, passing finicall, Peiseth each word to be rhetoricall; And, to conclude, who selfe-conceitedly Thinks al men guls, ther's none more gull then he.' Guilpin's _Skialetheia, &c._ 1598, _Epig._ 20." --_Dyce._ IN REFUM. III.