The Works of Guy de Maupassant, Vol. 1: Boule de Suif and Other StoriesMaupassant, Guy de
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The Works of Guy de Maupassant, Vol. 1: Boule de Suif and Other Stories
Maupassant, Guy de
French fiction -- Translations into English; Short stories, French -- Translations into English
"'Come, come, Marchas, what are you thinking of?' 'My dear Garens, you
can do this quite well. It will even be very funny. We are well bred, by
jove! and we will put on our most distinguished manners and our grandest
style. Tell the Abbe who we are, make him laugh, soften him, seduce him
and persuade him!' 'No, it is impossible.'
"He drew his chair close to mine, and as he knew my weak side, the scamp
continued: 'Just think what a swaggering thing it will be to do, and how
amusing to tell about; the whole army will talk about it, and it will
give you a famous reputation.'
"I hesitated, for the adventure rather tempted me, and so he persisted:
'Come, my little Garens. You are the head of this detachment, and you
alone can go and call on the head of the church in this neighborhood. I
beg of you to go, and I promise you that after the war, I will relate
the whole affair in verse in the _Revue des Deux Mondes_. You owe this
much to your men, for you have made them march enough during the last
month.'
"I got up at last and asked: 'Where is the parsonage?' 'Take the second
turning at the end of the street, you will see an avenue, and at the end
of the avenue you will find the church. The parsonage is beside it.' As
I went out, he called out: 'Tell him the bill of fare, to make him
hungry!'
* * * * *
"I discovered the ecclesiastic's little house without any difficulty; it
was by the side of a large, ugly, brick church. I knocked at the door
with my fist, as there was neither bell nor knocker, and a loud voice
from inside asked: 'Who is there?' To which I replied: 'A quarter-master
of the hussars.'
"I heard the noise of bolts and of a key being turned, and I found
myself face to face with a tall priest with a large stomach, the chest
of a prize-fighter, formidable hands projecting from turned up sleeves,
a red face and the looks of a kind man. I gave him a military salute and
said: 'Good day, Monsieur le Cure.'
"He had feared a surprise, some marauders' ambush, and he smiled as he
replied: 'Good day, my friend; come in.' I followed him into a small
room with a red tiled floor, in which a small fire was burning, very
different to Marchas' furnace, and he gave me a chair and said: 'What
can I do for you?' 'Monsieur, allow me first of all to introduce
myself;' and I gave him my card, which he took and read half aloud: _The
Comte de Garens_.
"I continued: 'There are eleven of us here, Monsieur l'Abbe, five on
grand guard, and six installed at the house of an unknown inhabitant.
The names of the six are, Garens, (that is I), Pierre de Marchas,
Ludovic de Ponderel, Baron d'Etreillis, Karl Massouligny, the painter's
son and Joseph Herbon, a young musician. I have come to ask you, in
their name and my own, to do us the honor of supping with us. It is an
Epiphany supper, Monsieur le Cure, and we should like to make it a
little cheerful.'
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