The Works of Guy de Maupassant, Volume 4Maupassant, Guy de
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The Works of Guy de Maupassant, Volume 4
Maupassant, Guy de
French fiction -- Translations into English; Short stories, French -- Translations into English
"I had a big piece of work on, and so I refused every invitation to
supper, as I preferred to spend the night at my writing table. I dined
alone and then began to work. But about ten o'clock I grew restless at
the thought of the gay and busy life all over Paris, at the noise in the
streets which reached me in spite of everything, at my neighbors'
preparations for supper, which I heard through the walls. I hardly knew
any longer what I was doing; I wrote nonsense, and at last I came to the
conclusion that I had better give up all hope of producing any good work
that night.
"I walked up and down my room; I sat down and got up again. I was
certainly under the mysterious influence of the enjoyment outside, and
I resigned myself to it. So I rang for my servant and said to her:
"'Angela, go and get a good supper for two; some oysters, a cold
partridge, some crayfish, hams and some cakes. Put out two bottles of
champagne, lay the cloth and go to bed.'
"She obeyed in some surprise, and when all was ready, I put on my great
coat and went out. A great question was to be solved: 'Whom was I going
to bring in to supper?' My female friends had all been invited elsewhere,
and if I had wished to have one, I ought to have seen about it
beforehand, so I thought that I would do a good action at the same time,
and I said to myself:
"'Paris is full of poor and pretty girls who will have nothing on their
table to-night, and who are on the look out for some generous fellow. I
will act the part of Providence to one of them this evening; and I will
find one if I have to go into every pleasure resort, and have to question
them and hunt for one till I find one to my choice.' And I started off on
my search.
"I certainly found many poor girls, who were on the look-out for some
adventure, but they were ugly enough to give any man a fit of
indigestion, or thin enough to freeze as they stood if they had stopped,
and you all know that I have a weakness for stout women. The more flesh
they have, the better I like them, and a female colossus would drive me
out of my senses with pleasure.
"Suddenly, opposite the Theatre des Varietes, I saw a face to my liking.
A good head, and then two protuberances, that on the chest very
beautiful, and that on the stomach simply surprising; it was the stomach
of a fat goose. I trembled with pleasure, and said:
"'By Jove! What a fine girl!'
"It only remained for me to see her face. A woman's face is the dessert,
while the rest is ... the joint.
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