The works of John Dryden, now first collected in eighteen volumes. Volume 07Dryden, John
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The works of John Dryden, now first collected in eighteen volumes. Volume 07
Dryden, John
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_Must._ He is the best piece of man's flesh in the market, not an
eye-sore in his whole body. Feel his legs, master; neither splint,
spavin, nor wind-gall. [_Claps him on the Shoulder._
_Mer._ [_Feeling about him, and then putting his Hand on his Side._]
Out upon him, how his flank heaves! The whore-son is broken-winded.
_Must._ Thick-breathed a little; nothing but a sorry cold with lying
out a-nights in trenches; but sound, wind and limb, I warrant
him.--Try him at a loose trot a little. [_Puts the Bridle into his
Hand, he strokes him._
_Ant._ For heaven's sake, owner, spare me: you know I am but new
broken.
_2d Mer._ 'Tis but a washy jade, I see: what do you ask for this
bauble?
_Must._ Bauble, do you call him? he is a substantial true-bred beast;
bravely forehanded. Mark but the cleanness of his shapes too: his dam
may be a Spanish gennet, but a true barb by the sire, or I have no
skill in horseflesh:--Marry, I ask six hundred xeriffs for him.
_Enter_ MUFTI.
_Mufti._ What is that you are asking, sirrah?
_Must._ Marry, I ask your reverence six hundred pardons; I was doing
you a small piece of service here, putting off your cattle for you.
_Mufti._ And putting the money into your own pocket.
_Must._ Upon vulgar reputation, no, my lord; it was for your profit
and emolument. What! wrong the head of my religion? I was sensible you
would have damned me, or any man, that should have injured you in a
single farthing; for I knew that was sacrifice.
_Mufti._ Sacrilege, you mean, sirrah,--and damning shall be the least
part of your punishment: I have taken you in the manner, and will have
the law upon you.
_Must._ Good my lord, take pity upon a poor man in this world, and
damn me in the next.
_Mufti._ No, sirrah, so you may repent and escape punishment: Did not
you sell this very slave amongst the rest to me, and take money for
him?
_Must._ Right, my lord.
_Mufti._ And selling him again? take money twice for the same
commodity? Oh, villain! but did you not know him to be my slave,
sirrah?
_Must._ Why should I lie to your honour? I did know him; and
thereupon, seeing him wander about, took him up for a stray, and
impounded him, with intention to restore him to the right owner.
_Mufti._ And yet at the same time was selling him to another: How
rarely the story hangs together!
_Must._ Patience, my lord. I took him up, as your herriot, with
intention to have made the best of him, and then have brought the
whole product of him in a purse to you; for I know you would have
spent half of it upon your pious pleasures, have hoarded up the other
half, and given the remainder in charities to the poor.
_Mufti._ And what's become of my other slave? Thou hast sold him too,
I have a villainous suspicion.
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