The works of John Dryden, now first collected in eighteen volumes. Volume 06Dryden, John
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The works of John Dryden, now first collected in eighteen volumes. Volume 06
Dryden, John
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_Limb._ Under the rose, good Mr Woodall; but, I speak it with all
submission, in the bitterness of my spirit, that you, or any man,
should have the disposing of my four hundred a-year _gratis_;
therefore dear Pug, a word in private, with your permission, good Mr
Woodall.
_Trick._ Alas, I know, by experience, I may safely trust my person
with you. [_Exeunt_ LIMB. _and_ TRICK.
_Enter_ ALDO.
_Pleas._ O, father Aldo, we have wanted you! Here has been made the
rarest discovery!
_Brain._ With the most comical catastrophe!
_Wood._ Happily arrived, i'faith, my old sub-fornicator; I have been
taken up on suspicion here with Mrs Tricksy.
_Aldo._ To be taken, to be seen! Before George, that's a point next
the worst, son Woodall.
_Wood._ Truth is, I wanted thy assistance, old Methusalem; but, my
comfort is, I fell greatly.
_Aldo._ Well, young Phaeton, that's somewhat yet, if you made a blaze
at your departure.
_Enter_ GILES, _Mrs_ BRAINSICK, _and_ JUDITH.
_Giles._ By your leave, gentlemen, I have followed an old master of
mine these two long hours, and had a fair course at him up the street;
here he entered, I'm sure.
_Aldo._ Whoop holyday! our trusty and well-beloved Giles, most
welcome! Now for some news of my ungracious son.
_Wood._ [_Aside._] Giles here! O rogue, rogue! Now, would I were safe
stowed over head and ears in the chest again.
_Aldo._ Look you now, son Woodall, I told you I was not mistaken; my
rascal's in town, with a vengeance to him.
_Giles._ Why, this is he, sir; I thought you had known him.
_Aldo._ Known whom?
_Giles._ Your son here, my young master.
_Aldo._ Do I dote? or art thou drunk, Giles?
_Giles._ Nay, I am sober enough, I'm sure; I have been kept fasting
almost these two days.
_Aldo._ Before George, 'tis so! I read it in that leering look: What a
Tartar have I caught!
_Brain._ Woodall his son!
_Pleas._ What, young father Aldo!
_Aldo._ [_Aside._] Now cannot I for shame hold up my head, to think
what this young rogue is privy to!
_Mrs Brain._ The most dumb interview I ever saw!
_Brain._ What, have you beheld the Gorgon's head on either side?
_Aldo._ Oh, my sins! my sins! and he keeps my book of conscience too!
He can display them, with a witness! Oh, treacherous young devil!
_Wood._ [_Aside._] Well, the squib's run to the end of the line, and
now for the cracker: I must bear up.
_Aldo._ I must set a face of authority on the matter, for my
credit.--Pray, who am I? do you know me, sir?
_Wood._ Yes, I think I should partly know you, sir: You may remember
some private passages betwixt us.
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